Amir Mendoza

someone teach me how to use this shit

[Amir Mendoza @amirdahoe]

If WhatsApp was available on a blackberry or a flip phone I would seriously consider ditching my iPhone and downgrade to a more analog phone

[Amir Mendoza @amirdahoe]

@AztecaDeportes saben que esta es la bandera de Turquía, no de Suiza verdad?

[Amir Mendoza @amirdahoe]

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Bro missed all his shots tho

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

self-proclaimed heterosexuals when drakes penis leaks onto the internet

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Ten Hag: Do you know what you have to do?

Evans: No.

Ten Hag: Me neither, tell Onana I said hi.

[Amir Mendoza @amirdahoe]

@Marcos__Leon_ Get an ebike it’s a better economically and budget friendly alternative

[Amir Mendoza @amirdahoe]

Bro I clicked on the “don’t save” button and now all my work is lost 😒

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

He thought he won it😭

[Amir Mendoza @amirdahoe]

Is Man United the new Arsenal?

[Amir Mendoza @amirdahoe]

Im deadaass writing about chief Keef in my discussion board post😵‍💫

[Amir Mendoza @amirdahoe]

Is it me or does Central Cee look like Peso Pluma?

[Amir Mendoza @amirdahoe]

Til next time Europe I’ll be back soon🥲

[Amir Mendoza @amirdahoe]

Literally took a 40 min train ride just to smoke a joint in Paris 1 last time

[Amir Mendoza @amirdahoe]

@CFC_Janty Messi

[Amir Mendoza @amirdahoe]

Professor: who was the creative director of Louis Vuitton?
My brain: Virgil Abloh
What I said: Virgil van Dijk 😵‍💫

[Amir Mendoza @amirdahoe]

It took me a wine bottle to finish a essay lmfao

[Amir Mendoza @amirdahoe]

On some real shit someone please ship me a chop cheese with a pack Grabba on the side to Paris😵‍💫

[Amir Mendoza @amirdahoe]

I been drinking nearly everyday since I landed in Europe 🤕

[Amir Mendoza @amirdahoe]

Someone please ship me some grabba 🙏🏽

[Amir Mendoza @amirdahoe]

Nah I regret leaving my skateboard in Amsterdam 💔