amir hanselman

I teach 6 year olds. GV/ΣΣΣ alum. I like dogs.

[amir hanselman @amirhans11]

Please read this.
“I have rape-colored skin. My light-brown-blackness is a living testament to the rules, the practices, the causes of the Old South.”

[Caroline Randall Williams @caroranwill]

Thank you @nytopinion for giving me a platform to tell the truth. #blacklivesmatter #mybodyisamonument

https://t.co/fifXazrqcW

[Mari Copeny @LittleMissFlint]

You guys, we need to talk about the water in Flint. This summer so many people are reporting issues. I have video from a month ago of our water coming out of the tap brown. Every day is more complaints from residents.

[trimalleolar fracture girl summer @neenybobeeny]

i think i kiss my dog at least 100 times per day but possibly even more

[Stella Safo, MD MPH @AmmahStarr]

Crimo apprehended alive.

I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW THE POLICE MANAGE TO TAKE MASS SHOOTERS ALIVE BUT CANT LET BLACK FOLKS SURVIVE A TRAFFIC STOP WITHOUT 90 BULLETS FIRED.

Like how? How does this work???

[amir hanselman @amirhans11]

Y’all got someone you go to when you don’t wanna worry your friends?

[amir hanselman @amirhans11]

I have a note specifically on my phone for questions that I have about #halloweentown and if that doesn’t describe how I feel about the movie, nothing else will ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[amir hanselman @amirhans11]

@deargrayson You’re pretty cute 🥰

[amir hanselman @amirhans11]

When your friend says “and what about you?! I want to hear about all the men in your life!” And you just laugh and laugggggh and laugh.

[amir hanselman @amirhans11]

@Super__Kenny remember when I randomly saw you at a Mac concert in Toledo???

[amir hanselman @amirhans11]

The absolute worst kind of people are the ones that go below the speed limit until they get to the passing lanes and kick it into high gear and make you go 10 over just to stay in front of them so you don’t have to go below the speed limit when you get out of the passing lane 😭

[amir hanselman @amirhans11]

@RandiMShaffer Yep! I hear ya! Trying to schedule to get the first is like calling to win tickets on a radio show. Never enough vaccines, never enough appointments.

[Eric Hittinger @ElephantEating]

Updated chart (V1.1): Added a few more that people threw into the comments and corrected a mixup between Danish/Dutch (sorry!).

[amir hanselman @amirhans11]

@Justlanduyt @Yur_BEST_friend 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 thank you both!

[amir hanselman @amirhans11]

@Justlanduyt Mexican or Chinese

[amir hanselman @amirhans11]

Someone please tell me what’s happening in this picture... is she squatting? Is her head edited on a body? Is Cardi b just super super short?

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Us never them

[ghosthoney @tylergaca]

the tension between the sun & the moon 🌝

[amir hanselman @amirhans11]

@Justlanduyt Ok but what suggestions do you have already?

[Tatered @tatered]

We noticed that @realdonaldtrump's tweets are basically the lyrics to an early 2000s emo song, so we turned them into one.

[amir hanselman @amirhans11]

@DPMCanty You’re daughter is beautiful and her hair is gorgeous and I’m so sorry you and your love have to live through that. Grown ass people acting worse than little kids... even most little kids know you don’t say rude things like that????

[amir hanselman @amirhans11]

@rjratliff28 Don’t worry, I’ll come work with you because teaching through a pandemic is the worst thing ever. I wouldn’t be an intern but we could do fun things! Do I need a degree to work there? 😜😂