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I don't understand this donating of airmiles to charity - seriously which charity really needs airmiles?

Oh we have a family here desperately needing a business class upgrade and there isn't much time left...

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Hash tag someone you love

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Haven't tweeted in a while. Ever since Trump stole the limelight

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There's an entire radio campaign on stating that running over pedestrians is bad. Only in Israel

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There are only so many types of Jews.

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Vegetarians, stop being so naive, if cows and chickens ruled the earth they'd be doing the same to us as we're doing to them.

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Heard an unspoken truth today: mohawks make people look better.

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Writing a very important blog on the 3 things learnt from the 10 lessons Richard Branson taught the world

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26 April marks National Administrative Professionals Day. Such an administrative professional thing to organise.

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I'm sorry, but apart from colour, all horses look the same.

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Is helpable even a word?

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As we approach the eve of Yom Kippur in Israel, an overwhelming sense of chicken soup smells comes over us. #YomKippur

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Received the Israel issue of #Penthouse Magazine. Look at those legs and arms.

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If the number of people committing suicide increases the number of people committing suicide decreases.

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I'll say it again gran, it's not an ugly cake - it's a pizza.

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This mean asshole offered me their seat on the bus... Does it look like I'm 70 or does it look like I'm pregnant?

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A real conversation that took place at the office:
-See how England left the Euro?
-To be honest, I don't follow soccer all that much.

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You know you're big when Shazaam knows you.

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Went to a really lousy hairdresser who reassured me that the difference between a good haircut and a bad one is only one week. Thanks.

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I'm still eating matzah here. Left with too many to throw away.