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[amigo @amirulzyx]

Mt Ruapehu ⛷

[H1story Media @H1storyMedia]

A plague breakout you say?

I’ll tell you all exactly what’s going to happen, for free:

- They will claim there is a deadly plague outbreak of which no known cure exists.

- They will claim it’s impossible to survive once contracted.

- There will be much fear pumping media spread around.

- There will be a run on grocery stores, simple things like water, food and toilet paper will become scarce.

- Suddenly, a “miracle vaccine” Will appear from nowhere.

- The vaccine will be “untested” but somehow labeled entirely safe.

- You won’t be able to buy groceries or go to work without taking said “vaccine.”

- Said “vaccine” will end up murdering countless numbers of people.

- Those deaths will be labeled as “plague related.”

- New laws taking more of your freedom will be introduced in the name of safety.

- 5 years later, we will discover that once again, the whole thing is a lie.

End of story.

Save this post, and come back in a few years if you don’t believe me.

[Marley Arévalo @MarleysArevalo]

Todo es urgente en el mundo corporativo, excepto el reconocimiento y el aumento de sueldo.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

He wanted to be the one to win it and create an iconic moment but instead gave us another “iconic moment” we’ll never forget 😭😭😭

[🥷🏼™ @UTDNosa1]

Raphael Varane didn’t win the World Cup, three Laligas, three super cups, three club world cups, an Fa cup, a Spanish cup, a Carabao cup, three Spanish super cups, and the nations league, just to get compared to “Gabriel”

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I don’t hate working, but I hate the concept of working 7_8 hours a day and then going home to only about 5 hours to yourself, which includes catching the bus, cooking, and getting ready for the next day. This is not life.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Everything is urgent in corporate, except recognition and salary increases.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

I can’t stand when someone types “hello” on Microsoft teams and waits for a response. Please just type out what you want in the first message.

[Áɢ 𐙚 @agsurtos]

TOP 5 MELHORES MOMENTOS NO TRABALHO

1º receber
2º ir embora
3º horário do almoço
4º feriado prolongado
5º fofocar

[Daniel Ibarra Andrade @d_ibarra]

Todos los puentes festivos dejan la misma lección: necesitamos que todos los fines de semana sean de 3 días.

[vito @uaivito]

é assim que devemos descansar: 3 dias de descanso e 4 dias de trabalho.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Japanese engineers developed a “Sword Tip Visualization System” for the Fencing World Championships, and it makes fencing look absolutely incredible to watch.

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Nobody warned me that working a 9-5 job basically means you cannot see the dentist, doctor, or handle any appointments, because you are at work when they are open, and when you get off work, they are closed.

[Neet @neet_sol]

all those galaxies with trillions of planets inside and you ended up on the one with a 40 hour work week

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Every “urgent” task in corporate has the same ending: 3 days of silence once you submit it

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

UNPOPULAR OPINION:
Working from home is 10x more productive, 5x less draining, and 100% better for real life than the office.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Greatest video ever😭😭😭

[أمل | amal @amalmnop]

My salary as a fresh grad in 2019 was RM3.7k and that was 7 years ago. Kesian freshie sekarang gaji masih stagnant while living costs increase.

Malaysia ni syurga kapitalis, high labour productivity but low wage. Income disparity pun teruk.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

As an adult, receiving ANYTHING that I don't have to buy for myself as a gift, is a welcome and joyous experience