@coinfessions I would gladly lose right now 3x of what you lost and give away one kidney, my pinky finger, and 1inch off my dick to be 23 again.
You're so fucking lucky.
@willo2_Poly Ever went to the casino?
Ever played a slot machine?
A little sticker says "malfunction voids all pays and pays"
Now who controls the malfunctions? The house.
And in the casino, the house always wins.