Amish Tech Support

She/Her. Librarian. A polymath, a pain-in-the-ass, and a massive pain. ADHD-haver. Tweets are my own opinion and do not reflect my employer or the US Government

[Amish Tech Support @amishtech_xo]

Put these on my campaign posts when/if I run for government office. ✌️

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Ads in the 60s: Camel cigarettes will make your secretary want to cheat with you

Ads now: TurboTax knows what it's like to have an abusive father

[Amish Tech Support @amishtech_xo]

Change dot org petition for a biopic about Rube Waddell and @ConanOBrien plays Rube.

[Amish Tech Support @amishtech_xo]

@thedollop @reynoldsgareth @daveanthony What people don��t know about lobotomies is they had a 15% chance of making you cool as fuck.

[kris🦋 @perfectlyfine89]

Just thinking about how insane a Taylor Swift musical would be again

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

OUT: the serenity to accept the things i cannot change

IN: the delusion to believe that, with enough willpower, i can change & control all things

[ɴᴀᴅɪᴀ. @luvblessingz]

people born in 1990-2005, how’s life?

[Amish Tech Support @amishtech_xo]

Nice.

[Progress Bar 2026 @ProgressBar202_]

2024 is 69% complete.

[Amish Tech Support @amishtech_xo]

@beyfobic Selfies probably. Just like “I actually did wake up like this”

Then transfer a ton of money to various charities that need it and pay off my student loans.

[Amish Tech Support @amishtech_xo]

@SethMacFarlane if the @beastieboys song “intergalactic” isn’t on the show at some point, I’ll be so disappointed.

[down bad comments @downbadcomment]

the most down bad moments of all time

a thread🧵

[elle @postcardsbyelle]

in honor of it ends with us becoming a movie, here is a thread of the worst lines from colleen hoover's books in hopes that trees will stop dying for her terrible writing:

[Sam Fishell @SamFishell]

rube waddell had to sign a contract promising not to eat crackers in bed

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

Just the good 'ol boys...never meaning no harm

[Jaye T. @JayeJaybird54]

Another accurate comparison…………

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Saw a pregnant squirrel for the first time today. I’m not sure what I expected but this exceeds all of it.