Amit

Writer, Stand-Up Comedian

[Amit @amit_borse]

Lately, I am not able to give attention to my girlfriend. Now there's a tension between us.

[Amit @amit_borse]

In the Netherlands, there are two types of bikes:
1) Stolen bikes
2) Bikes that will be stolen.

[Amit @amit_borse]

Bikes in Netherlands disappear faster than Marvel movie plot holes. One minute it's there, the next-- poof, part of the multiverse

[Amit @amit_borse]

First open mic in 8 years last night! Felt amazing to be back on stage. I figured out that the fear of bombing a joke is nothing compared to standing on stage for 10 minutes.

[Amit @amit_borse]

Starting fresh here. Rebooting my life, but with less action and more awkward thoughts and humour. Call me the bollywood remake of myself.

[Amit @amit_borse]

current state of #AI

#Google #GoogleBard #Microsoft #OpenAI #ChatGPT #Apple

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small role, huge impact

#LinkinPark #ChesterBennington

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@CoinDCX Solana is my favourite

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@YouTube https://t.co/KvERLWODof

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@SamsungHelp_IN does Samsung A50 support International (Europe) sim card ??

[Amit @amit_borse]

@DishTV_India @TRAI My balance was 2100 and now it's 1500 ??! Why? How? For what?
Also I have called CC at least 10 times, still no clear answer. New plans are so overpriced and not providing all channels (even after paying for specific pack)

[Amit @amit_borse]

@BuzzFeed Check @scienceWshweta from India, she has a Podcast - 'SCIENCE WITH SHWETA' where she introduces scientists & researchers from the STEM fields. I think you should promote her because India is still new to Podcasting culture. With your support she can reach more people. Thanks

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@samjscience @cenmag @SANDSWA2 @DCSWA @500womensci Interview @scienceWshweta

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Let me be free by Amit Borse https://t.co/tnkmoRjRg7

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@HDFCBank_Cares I lost my phone and the registered mobile number. I had installed hdfc mobile banking app. The same lost mobile number is registered for net banking. I am afraid someone else may misuse it. I want to block it. Please help

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@UberINSupport Already dropped multiple notes but no response. I have DM'ed my contact info. Please refund as soon as possible

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@UberINSupport I was charged twice for the same ride. Also unmentioned charge deducted of Rupees 225 from debit card. Please refund my money

[Amit @amit_borse]

Epic!! https://t.co/j93GAWxhuW

[Marvel Entertainment @Marvel]

“There was an idea…”
Marvel Studios' "@Avengers: #InfinityWar" in theaters May 4.