Amit Ebenezer

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[Amit Ebenezer @amit_ebenezer]

#Bheema A pakka mass hit which is made specifically for a specific set of audiences 💥⚡ #DuniyaVijay sir knew the audiences pulse and gave them what was required and mainly people are visiting the theatres that's what matters the most #kannada

[Sidಅರ್ಥ @SidNeregal]

AURAman #Shivanna 🧎‍♂️

[✰VᎥjสy✰ツ⁴⁵ @VJ_RO_45]

Uncensored Version !! 🥵💥🔞

#JanaNayagan

[Live Law @LiveLawIndia]

#BREAKING "Don't waste our time," CJI Surya Kant on plea against police action on student protesters during #CJP march.

"We are not interested in videos, we don't have time to watch," CJI tells lawyer who said there are videos showing police atrocities.

[Piyush Rai @Benarasiyaa]

Insta story of RAF assistant commandant Sonia Sehrawat.

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 A bank manager allegedly locked the branch gate and made employees continue working late into the night in Karnataka.

[Amit Ebenezer @amit_ebenezer]

Gentlemen, this is the right way to uplift your girl 😂🤌🏻❤️ #Kalasipalya #Dboss

[Amit Ebenezer @amit_ebenezer]

Dates remembered by every RCB fan 💥💯

[Save A Man @Save_A_Man]

1. Sell women Beauty
2. Sell men Lust
3. Sell parents Peace
4. Sell kids Dreams
5. Sell the rich Safety
6. Sell the broke Hope
7. Sell the old Youth
8. Sell the young Status
9. Sell the lonely Belonging
10. Sell the sick Miracles
11. Sell the healthy Fear
12. Sell the smart Shortcuts
13. Sell the dumb Validation
14. Sell the faithful Certainty
15. Sell the faithless Rebellion
16. Sell everyone Time

You can make so much money. Try either. You can’t go wrong.

[Vikram Chandrashekar @Vikrchan]

There are two kinds of people who come to Bengaluru..

The ones which come , love the city explore its nice things and things to do , attempt to learn the language , get involved .. try to be local and stay back

The other kind is here to just crib about the city, talk about everything that is bad and what’s best in their own hometowns and stay back ..

[Sahil @sahill_og]

The life of Gen Z :

- College degree is worthless
- Rent is half your paycheck
- Al is replacing your job
- Houses cost 20x your salary
-WW3 started and you might get drafted
- Boomers asking why you're stressed

[Pencil @sharpenmehow]

IPL twitter and their overused "banter"

RCB - 49
SRH - 10 fans
CSK - Jail
RR - Jail
MI - Umpire
DC - No trophy
PBKS - No trophy
KKR - Irrelevant
LSG - Goenka
GT - Social Media Reach

[Nandkishor @devops_nk]

People aged 25–30 are getting scared of marriage now:

- Rising demands from girl’s families
- Need a flat in metro cities like Pune, Mumbai
- “You should live separately, not with your parents”
- Must earn ₹1L/month to get a girl
- But girls earning ₹30K is considered fine
- People at 25 - 30 are still struggling financially
- But parents don’t want to hear that
- Show salary slip before marriage
- Need farm, land, or property as well

Marriage slowly becoming a business deal

- Boy judged for money
- Girl judged for looks
- Even after marriage, expectations continue
- Divorce rates are increasing
- Some are always looking for someone better
- Parents’ expectations keep rising

- Marriage was supposed to be partnership.
- Now it feels like a financial qualification test.

How many of you can relate to this ? ✋

Especially if you’re a man I guarantee many of you are dealing with it.

[Pranjali @Pranj_Sometimes]

If you know Bangalore , you know this

Whitefield - traffic,
Electronic City - commute,
Marathahalli - jam,
Bellandur - chaos,
Sarjapur - construction,
Koramangala - startups,
Indiranagar - nightlife,
HSR - cafés,
BTM - PGs,
Jayanagar - calm

[Amit Ebenezer @amit_ebenezer]

Never expected couples dominating appu re-release movie 😂🥲#AkashReRelease #AppuLivesOn

[TheManMaker @TheManMakerx]

Women advising men:
• Be a nice guy
• Respect her
• Provide for her
• Understand her emotions
• Make time for her
• Sacrifice everything for her
• Make her your priority

Women advising women:
• Keep your options open
• Never settle
• Upgrade if you can
• Date up
• Replace, don’t repair

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

Trending Slang Everyone's Using Right Now:

1. Delulu - Living in a fantasy
2. GOAT - Greatest of all time
3. Pookie - Someone you love
4. Cap - That's a lie
5. Vibe - The overall mood
6. Rizz - Flirting skills
7. Flex - Showing off
8. Goofy - Dumb but funny
9. Sigma - Cool alpha energy
10. Slay - Killed it (in a good way)
11. Sus - Weird or shady
12. Gyat - Big booty energy
13. Fire-So good
14. Bet - Sure. let's do it
15. Mid - Just average
16. Skibidi - Lame or cringe
17. Drip - Fashion on point
18. Mogging - Outshining others
19. Bussin - Super tasty or amazing

[𝙍𝙎𝙆 @RSKTheMonsters]

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[Amit Ebenezer @amit_ebenezer]

There's something about Annavru songs ❤️✨ #BBK12 #Kannada #DrRajkumar