Andrew Mittag

[Negative Dave @neg_dave]

….#skol

[Andrew Mittag @amittag11]

@B1Gfootball @GopherFootball @MyrtleMafia92

[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

You didn’t know you needed to hear it…

But you do.

The Japanese call of Munetaka Murakami’s first career MLB Postseason HR

[Pugs Moran/SouthSide Gentleman @pugsandco]

No brooding superstars or big ticket busts.
Just a bunch of dumb kids, hyped rookies direct from the minors, and a big drunk Japanese Superstar.

Time to get on board... Cuz America is gonna fall in love with this team.

Go White Sox!

[Foul Territory @FoulTerritoryTV]

Munetaka Murakami: "I'm drunk. I'm drunk. Yesterday, maybe hungover. No, not yesterday, tomorrow. Sorry, I don't speak English."

[Steven @GoCubs49]

My favorite type of sports bettor is the person that bets money on their favorite team to lose in the playoffs so they get something if they win or lose.

[NFL Chaos @NFLChaos]

When your friend suggests placing straight bets instead of 15-leg parlays

[David Billiot Jr @DCBilliotJr]

Top 10 tweet of 2026 😂

[jimmy toots @futtywap]

JJ McCarthy meeting Jaxson Dart and Cam Skattebo for the first time

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

For the final time this season... TWINS WIN

[SleeperTwins @SleeperMLBTwins]

Helluva season for Taj Bradley 👏

31 starts
178.0 IP
3.74 ERA
205 Ks

Can’t wait to watch him continue to improve in an #MNTwins uniform!

[👑Doc smooth 👑 @docsmooth718]

Asked my Uber why his car shaking. He said dont worry bout it u the one need a ride

[Yeah Yeah! @YeahYeahOkBro]

I DO NOT NEED TWO FACTOR AUTHENTICATION TO PAY MY ELECTRICITY BILL. LET ANYONE IN THAT MOTHERFUCKER IF THEY WANT TO PAY IT

[Underdog @Underdog]

Brandin Cooks walking into the 49ers locker room greeted by Mike Evans, Christian McCaffrey, Trent Williams, and Deebo Samuel

[Tyler Dunne @TyDunne]

Hitting the hot dog hot dog diggity dog jig after a big play in football is peak fatherhood.

Isaiah Rodgers' kids must've absolutely lost it.

A+

[MLB @MLB]

From high school teacher to Major League pitcher 😲

Jim Morris never made it above A-ball as a Minor League pitcher from 1983 to 1989. Forced into retirement by multiple injuries, he went home to become a teacher.

A decade later Morris was a teacher and baseball coach at Reagan County High School in Texas. After seeing how hard Morris threw in batting practice, his players tried to convince him to make a comeback.

Morris made a deal with his players – if they made the state playoffs, he would attend a Major League tryout. After his team did just that, Morris kept his word.

Within just three months, Morris was signed by Tampa Bay, made 21 appearances at AA and AAA, and was called up to the Majors.

OTD in 1999, “The Rookie” made his MLB debut at age 35.

(MLB x @NewYorkLife)

[MLB @MLB]

Down to the Twins last out, Walker Jenkins ties it with a homer!

[Andrew Mittag @amittag11]

@MyrtleMafia92 @RememberMLBguy 100%

[Keith McPherson @Keith_McPherson]

“A billion dollars worth of Mets in left field and none of them could catch that ball” - Kevin Brown