Amitsingh Chouhan

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[Amitsingh Chouhan @amitxdata]

This is how I imagine every time I see Cyclone Arnab News

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SOBO folks, please stop calling Kandivali “Candy Valley.” . 😭

[Amitsingh Chouhan @amitxdata]

@instagram Why can’t users report scam ads? I’ve seen many on my feed, and whenever I try to report them, the reporting feature freezes. This is seriously concerning. Are you guys actually supporting scammers?

[Amitsingh Chouhan @amitxdata]

How to beat UPI MDR fees in India:
• Dynamic Cart Splitters
• Auto-Chunking UPI QR Generators
• Smart POS Micro-Billing

In India, we build workarounds faster than policies can drop! 😄
https://t.co/8d2jud7IA6

[Amitsingh Chouhan @amitxdata]

Went to my kirana store and asked what happens if the Govt starts charging MDR on UPI. He said anything above ₹2,000 will either be taken in cash or split into multiple UPI payments. If MDR is introduced, the Govt should be ready for the loss.

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@olgunozoktas Would love to test - in case its open for testing :)

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#TimesOfIndia : Half of the newspaper is advertising and the other half is a reminder that you paid for the privilege of reading the ads.

Truly insightful journalism. :P

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Reservation policies should be based on financial conditions rather than caste. The government has full access to PAN card data, making it easy to identify low-income citizens and grant them eligibility.

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@anandmahindra Pls build an e-auto optimized for city transit. A network of swap stations every 25km eliminates charging downtime, while regenerative braking and a solar roof (optional) will keep the battery charged. it'll help Auto walas a lot.

[Amitsingh Chouhan @amitxdata]

Only @BeingSalmanKhan could end the hunger strike with one request in a tweet.

[Salman Khan @BeingSalmanKhan]

The students are at top priority, educationally n security-wise, so they need not worry and have their parents worried for them. The Honorable Prime Minister has tweeted, and I am sure that he will take strict action against all those people who are responsible for this leak. So students, plz go back to your parents n homes.

Sonam, it's done, bro. Don't extend this. Keep the spirit for another day if there be a need, which I doubt, n eat something. If u want, will send u food from home.

[Amitsingh Chouhan @amitxdata]

While everyone is focusing on Mr. Pradhan, someone should also focus Mr. Nitin Gadkari. Ethanol is now heading into our homes - the proposal to replace LPG with ethanol for cooking is already in draft.

[Amitsingh Chouhan @amitxdata]

@Airtel_Presence your internet is not working since morning. All I am getting is false commitments .

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@_kumbhkaran Must be @redbull or @McDonalds

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Saw this on internet. Someone is selling rain / waterlogging photos and videos to corporate employees for sending to their boss to get WFH or a day off. Entrepreneurship is in our blood. 🇮🇳
Credit @beingpunekar1

[Amitsingh Chouhan @amitxdata]

We should, "just for fun," block AI in the workplace for a week and see if people's brains still work.

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Prediction: Pune is on track to replace trees with towers. Every bit of greenery will be chopped down, urbanized, and monetized within the next decade.

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@PuneCityTraffic I reported vehicles with fancy number plates and tinted glass. Both complaints were rejected. One rejection stated "Unclear number." How is the number expected to be clear when the vehicle displays only a 4 digit fancy number? White thar 2772 that's what it was.

[Amitsingh Chouhan @amitxdata]

Yesterday it rained in Pimpri-Chinchwad.
Local news channels posted videos.
The comments?
"AI generated." "Fake rain." Etc 🤣

People have lost so much faith in this year's monsoon that they're fact-checking actual rain.

[Amitsingh Chouhan @amitxdata]

@PuneCityTraffic

Does Thars in Pune / PCMC get a free pass to ignore rules?

This vehicle appears to be using a modified HSRP plate where only the last four digits "3174" are prominently displayed instead of the complete registration number , also has tinted glass

[Amitsingh Chouhan @amitxdata]

@airtelindia No calls, near‑zero network, WiFi keeps dropping in #Pune. Looks like you’re forcing users to “priority plan.” Fix this in 24 hrs or I’m porting out and I'll ask 40+ Airtel users in my Apartments to port as well.