AshMarie

[Lyssa Chapman @BabyLyssaC]

Update: Dad has called in the K9s

[AshMarie @amj73011]

Can Dale F off. I feel so bad for these dudes this season. #bachlorette

[AshMarie @amj73011]

I hope that bitch #carolebaskin gets eliminated first. #DancingWiththeStars

[AshMarie @amj73011]

There’s something about shredded cheese that hits differently for me. 🧀

[AshMarie @amj73011]

I swear if this frog outside of my bedroom window doesn’t stfu, I’m going to drop kick it. 🐸 💤 😤

[AshMarie @amj73011]

I need to stop saying “what else can happen?!” Because something else does happen and it pisses me off.

[AshMarie @amj73011]

@BillTheThrill35

[AshMarie @amj73011]

@BillTheThrill35 You’re wrong.

[AshMarie @amj73011]

Watching the @BachelorABC this season makes me feel sane 😳😂

[AshMarie @amj73011]

When from the @BachelorABC premier to Who the Bleep Did I Marry? 😂

[AshMarie @amj73011]

It’s like my neighbors dogs know when my children are napping. #assholes

[AshMarie @amj73011]

I feel like a crackhead trying to tame my circus lately.

[AshMarie @amj73011]

@mindy_clagg Oh, just you wait 🤣

[AshMarie @amj73011]

@mindy_clagg Arbonne, It Works, those damn fruit chew bs, advocare, etc..🤯🙄

[AshMarie @amj73011]

@LAMorgan16 Same here!

[AshMarie @amj73011]

Anyone else feel mentally abused by their cute little demon children or is it just me😐🙃

[AshMarie @amj73011]

No offense, but I don’t understand why people love house plants. I can barely keep my outside plants alive😂

[AshMarie @amj73011]

I love when my #weightwatchers fee comes out every month I’m like “ah okay, time to get back on the grind” then it doesn’t happen and I’m sitting here with a glass of wine and a bowl of popcorn. 🤦🏼‍♀️🍷🍿

[AshMarie @amj73011]

@darian_morrow I literally get anxiety if I have to take mine alone. I usually reward myself with a bottle of wine though 🤣

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

If you want the experience of eating out with kids without actually having kids, just pay double and pour a drink on your crotch.