Jason Kelce had his trainer of 13 years tape him before his retirement announcement because he wasn't able to be there at Kelce's last game ever as he was undergoing chemo.
What a story.
Everyone else shopping for medium-priced prosecco while Grimes is feeding a bottle to her child X-Wing Dogecoin √2 and thinking "what's the most Nazi-sounding phrase I can use to finish the line 'people call me a nazi because I'"
Making an abstract art exhibit where if a guest says “I could paint that,” a fresh canvas and paints are lowered from the ceiling and a booming prerecorded voice says “DO IT THEN, SHIT HEAD”
@klemmit @BaronDestructo It looks like an executor-class star dreadnought/super star destroyer, but the upper decks are less severe than what I've seen and yes, it's missing the conning tower.
@JackFritzWIP I have to get out of the car, but before I do: that's the bloody sun, because down here in Wilmington it's almost painfully bright. Also, the moon is in waxing gibbous, not full, so it wouldn't be round either.
@GailSimone Super Dodge Ball. I have no idea why I love this game so much, as it's pretty ridiculous. Something about powering up a strike turning the ball into a disc and knocking someone out was so satisfying. #NotGreatButILoved