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No such thing as too much garlic. Black coffee. Everything bagel. Zucchini Fry apostle.

Even if I can't dance to your tune, I can still respect your beat.

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Months of the year, ranked:

October
April
March
November
May
September
December
February
June
January
August
July

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@mdburnell That day you learn who runs the /r/cfb account.

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@saltdogsball @HuskerVB Homer is keeping some elite company these days.

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@gregmclnk I heard if Ferris dies, he's going to donate his eyes to Stevie Wonder.

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@JessicaBlumWx Hasn't July been a little below average the past couple of years, too?

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@mdburnell Please share the recipe

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@CornNation Some great lines in that movie.

"The world is full of guys. Be a man."

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@AhmonGreen @IowaHoops That is the question!

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@AvidVolley Those are going to cost a small fortune.

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@davidmackau Is that the lady from Only Murders in the Building?

I like her.

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@idy42 Did he stay gold?

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@nmaestas I had that junk a few weeks ago. It's bad. Hopefully I'll see you next Friday.

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@kevinkugler Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

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That "pass" landed ten yards from any Packer. If that wasn't intentional grounding, nothing is.

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@mitchsherman NO ONE keeps Nebraska out of the top ten for 61 years!

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@arbitanalytics Not bad for a guy too small to play big-time football.

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@MerriamWebster I'm holding you to this.

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WITH TARGETING?!?!

That shouldn't even be a penalty! What is this?

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@iKalebHenry @arbitanalytics Defense is fun, Kaleb!

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An easy opening drive TD for Nebraska.

As we all expected.