Abby

breakfast sandwich connoisseur // @uofcincy + @uva_humanities alumna // Cincinnatian // views: my own, subject to change and usually about Louie

[Abby @amlisterman]

Me rn

[Abby @amlisterman]

Kipp Kissingers America 👎🏼

[Barstool Cincinnati @UCBarstool]

THE FANS CANNOT BE HELD BACK

[Dana Beers @danabeers]

Someone needs to shove these refs into a locker

[Abby @amlisterman]

@jamarti6 @FirecrackersThe As the kids say, you ate with this. Or cooked. Or something

[Abby @amlisterman]

Jail.

[Abby @amlisterman]

When DJ etrayn blasted rihanna singing “I’m addicted to the pain” through 5/3 arena, I felt that more than “we’re gonna run this town tonight”.

[Abby @amlisterman]

The bench making me 😭

[Barstool Cincinnati @UCBarstool]

THE JOSH REED GAME

[Abby @amlisterman]

We need to do a magic underwear check for these refs because I’m detecting a conflict of interest

[Michael Boston @michaelkboston]

It’s becoming apparent the refs are Mormon

[Abby @amlisterman]

Never speak the name D*n Skill*ngs in my presence ever EVER again

[Abby @amlisterman]

I confidently feel that I could coach better than Wes Miller right now.

And just by picking 5 guys who actually can even pretend to care about the game.

[Abby @amlisterman]

Someone tell the video board people they keep showing Jizzle’s hype video instead of Day Day’s when Day Day scores 😬. 😬 😬 😬 @GoBEARCATS @GoBearcatsMBB @UCBarstool @anyone please it’s bad

[Abby @amlisterman]

@nrbauer Hard to hear us up in the poors™️

[Abby @amlisterman]

Student section has zero pulse anymore. What happened?

[Abby @amlisterman]

@nrbauer I’d consider even settling for appearing to care at this point

[Abby @amlisterman]

The lord testing me by our seat neighbors today having the worst fucking takes on the bearcats game.

[Abby @amlisterman]

@UCBarstool Lukosius is not part of the solution either. Hickman outscoring the Lithuanian was not on my bingo card