amelia

omg can u imagine

[amelia @amlysen]

I can’t believe we’re going through a global pandemic that’s killed 250,000+ people in America ALONE, and anti-Vaxxers still exist for some reason

[amelia @amlysen]

@cheyennedoyle_ Oh ya that’s what I meant definitely what I meant and not the other thing

[amelia @amlysen]

I sent a lot of ppl at work the following message on slack today.

Me: I have something on my desk that reminds me of you
Them: what is it
Me: ~*sends them this photo*~

[amelia @amlysen]

Me: don’t let work stress you out, because at the end of the day this is just a means to make money and none of this matters

Also me: If I don’t send this email everyone’s gonna die and it will be all my fault

[amelia @amlysen]

Heard a rumor that some of u idiots were still tipping under 20%??? Lmao just know I’m coming for u babes ✨💞

[amelia @amlysen]

When this is all over and restaurants are open for dine in again, I NEVER want to see anyone tip below 20% ever again. I will punch throat someone don’t test me

[amelia @amlysen]

The CDC recommends poking Ted Cruz in his belly and whispering “I bet it’s filled with worms” until he cries

[amelia @amlysen]

The CDC now suggests that people who refer to themselves as “Empaths” are to be shot directly into the sun

[amelia @amlysen]

The CDC now reports to avoid catching Covid, you need to Venmo me $1

[amelia @amlysen]

Hey @ChrisEvans I’m a little behind on holiday cards this year, do you still want me to send you all the belated holiday cards I’m sending out? Lmk

[amelia @amlysen]

Hey @ChrisEvans I’m doing Christmas cards now do you want one or nah?? Lemme know

[amelia @amlysen]

I really really really need to get the vaccine so I can go to Texas and slit Ted Cruz in half to prove he’s just a human skinbag filled with free-roaming cockroaches. Please

[amelia @amlysen]

Every single Disney character ever created is like “why does everyone treat me like a child?” while they’re literally singing about being 15 years old LOL

[Annam (uh-numb) ☻🔻 @AnnamLaughs]

he’s not wrong

[amelia @amlysen]

@KG1KG_ It starts happening at 28 accept your fate now

[amelia @amlysen]

@NotMaryFrances Mary Francis cmon

[amelia @amlysen]

@ohmaardvark The fuck is that??? THE FUCK IS THAT???

[amelia @amlysen]

When can I get juiced up with this vaccine I want to make sure I’m protecting myself when I go on my biweekly trip to the grocery store

[amelia @amlysen]

Teddy boy, u r a nazi sympathizer lmao pls crawl back into the hole from whence you came

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Really sad. At a time of deep national division, President-elect Biden’s choice to call his political opponents literal Nazis does nothing to bring us together or promote healing.

This kind of vicious partisan rhetoric only tears our country apart.

[amelia @amlysen]

The fact that we couldn’t celebrate GA electing their first black and Jewish senator, because a bunch of white terrorists stormed the Capitol Building to object to a free, fair democratic election is just toooooo on brand for me

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

This is exactly what Trump meant when he said "stand by."