Amber Lorenzen

blessed & thankful.

[Amber Lorenzen @ammberdawwn2]

Oct 4 - bought the first Christmas gift of the year 🎁🎄

Running behind 😅

[Amber Lorenzen @ammberdawwn2]

LOL @ ME.

Why the heck did I think I was tall enough for bell bottoms.

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@cjncr1 😅 teacher bladder comin in clutch!

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How do you go to the bathroom when you’re all alone with your baby, while in public? Asking for a friend.

[Amber Lorenzen @ammberdawwn2]

I’m so ready to dig into the back of my closet and pull out my winter cardigans 🤷‍♀️

[Amber Lorenzen @ammberdawwn2]

Me calling my husband on my way to work: “BABE! I forgot to put make up on!! Why didn’t you tell me?!”
Him: “I thought you looked beautiful without it..”

This is till death do us part.❤️

[Amber Lorenzen @ammberdawwn2]

Quote from my husband: “dang child, you’ve got all of the toys in the world and you want to play with your barf”

🤣🤣🤣

[Amber Lorenzen @ammberdawwn2]

when my watch dies, I walk around the house saying “hey siri” like a moron.

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I now understand the importance of “the airplane” while feeding a child. 😅

[Amber Lorenzen @ammberdawwn2]

I like chocolate in my ice cream, but I don’t like chocolate ice cream.
Ya feel me?

[Amber Lorenzen @ammberdawwn2]

Today I’m sitting here with my 4 month old saying “say mama.... mama.... mama” and in a few years she’s probably going to say it over and over and over and drive me crazy. 🤔

do I switch over to “dada” now? Orrrrr.

[Amber Lorenzen @ammberdawwn2]

I didn’t realize how truly fast “time flies” till I had a baby. Whoa.

[Amber Lorenzen @ammberdawwn2]

Baby fingernails are razor blades.

[Amber Lorenzen @ammberdawwn2]

I have a lot of recipes pinned on Pinterest, but when I wanna bake I look up something new. Every. Time.

[Amber Lorenzen @ammberdawwn2]

Wow I get so pumped when I see a police officer flip around and pull over the car behind me!

[Amber Lorenzen @ammberdawwn2]

It’s the little things in life that make me happy...like this 25 second video☺️

[Amber Lorenzen @ammberdawwn2]

Take teacher bag home: don’t do anything with it.
Leave teacher bag at school: get home and think “man, I could’ve got so much done if I would’ve brought it home” oh well.

#teacherproblems