ammon

C.R.E.A.M.

[ammon @ammonmarks]

All I know is it's a long way to the freakin top if you wanna rock n roll...

[ammon @ammonmarks]

Been at the grocery store for 15 minutes and two women have complimented my wife’s new shoes… not a peep about my sick shoes!

[ammon @ammonmarks]

Imagine how many books I could have read by now if I read books instead of scrolled twitter

[ammon @ammonmarks]

The Heidi Klum hot ones episode could unite our country.

[ammon @ammonmarks]

@ZacharyBinx818 Wait is this a hot take, or am I missing something? They are all good.

[ammon @ammonmarks]

I could do without fennel seed. Anyone else feel like we can just do away with it all together?

[ammon @ammonmarks]

No way, Cassie tells me this literally all the time.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Rihanna says A$AP Rocky’s style is so flawless that she feels like his assistant:

“I be feeling bummy as s**t next to this man. I feel like, goddamn, I look like his assistant. I’m getting on a plane. We should be in sweats. He wants to be in a full Bottega suit. I’m like, ‘Why you got to do that to me?’”

[ammon @ammonmarks]

Those chocolate muffins from Costco, they’re not really muffins are they. That’s just cake, right?

[ammon @ammonmarks]

I just touched my laptop that was next to the TV and it shocked me so bad that my Xbox turned on?! How??

[ammon @ammonmarks]

And Lexi is gone just like that?…

[ammon @ammonmarks]

We could have had Becky Hammon…

[Blazer's Edge @blazersedge]

Is it time?
https://t.co/ZIFx7AMoJy

[ammon @ammonmarks]

@historyinmemes @thenineclub

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@sarahbostard1 😮 I am shocked they actually did something

[ammon @ammonmarks]

Get this guy out of the league.

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Draymond has been ejected after flagrant foul on Nurkić https://t.co/RmrLU5tdw8

[ammon @ammonmarks]

Get him back! by Olivia Rodrigo honestly might be the freakin song of the year.

[ammon @ammonmarks]

Once again I was not invited to @heidiklum annual Halloween party.. next year is the year I can feel it.

[ammon @ammonmarks]

@goopatime5 @ColinHanson2 I hear you on the monotone point and also hate that about todays rap, but the only abomination about Barbie world is that it’s only 1:49 long.

[ammon @ammonmarks]

Taylor swift confirming Travis is playing through the ankle injury before ESPN. Looks like I don’t need a replacement in fantasy!🙏

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Taylor Swift plans to travel to Missouri tomorrow to see Travis Kelce and the Kansas City Chiefs face off against the Denver Broncos 👀🏈

[ammon @ammonmarks]

Can we stop with the exorcist previews, why are those ads literally everywhere? I have enough trouble sleeping as it is thank you