Sheikh Your Booty

Billionaire. Dreamer. Liar. Poor.

[Adam Blade @Red_Mage23]

I like how English has various terms for animal shit that all mean different things:

Bullshit = false statement
Horseshit = egregiously false
Apeshit = crazy (angry)
Batshit = crazy (mental)
Dogshit = really bad
Chickenshit = cowardly

Did I miss any?

[Darken Petrović @PilloEscondido]

So-called throat goat couldn’t handle all that cock

[saul goodman of tarsus 🇵🇸 @eleanorbebop]

Crying fat hot tears because I saw a video of a bear being released to the wild and all the rangers are yelling and setting off fireworks so the bears won’t think humans are safe, because we aren’t.

“As my last act of love, I will make you hate me”

[KFC España @KFC_ES]

52 bomboclat puswagon chicken nuggets

[左翼 @TANAKAKAKUEI512]

この画像すぎる。

[tuka @jjacquet5]

liverpool no dickheads policy just got hit with a generational setback

[imwinter @musetembam]

It’s been 52 days since liverpool last made a signing and the season starts in 14 days. We are cooked brother

[Faithfull Ballers @FaithfullBaller]

A young Liverpool fan who is at his end of life has been a Liverpool supporter his whole life. He’s now coming to the end of his life and Hugo Ekitike came across the video and said this. Top class @hekitike9 ❤️

[chief 🏆 @aliladiere]

Morgan Rogers £130m
Donald Trump in a box £10m

Games gone.

[Million @adicctiOnb0yyy]

@GlobalUpdates24

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Spence deserves his flowers man, bro was literally carrying England’s left flank
https://t.co/OzCEVWwlLD

[Rajjjjjjjjjj @rajjjjjj69]

Football journalist
Football fan
Football critic

Kalau ikut trend ni next

October 2026 dia akan attack football fan yang lantang cakap pasal isu 7 player tu

[Frank @letsbefrank___]

@lha2tham For everyone here to see.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Happy birthday, Darwin! 🎂

[ØG @factsmanhimself]

@julaibib18 ✝️err✡️rists did that

[Turu @arivinraj_turu]

Babi aku tanya kat meja sebelah “sape sini fan assna” dia jawab “no one”. Barua semua kat mamak tu hatewatch😭😭😭

[Cerlong Paceroh @MeeRebus11]

A Terengganuan and a Kelantanese, the two of the ethnically and religiously most conservative states in Malaysia will lead a new multiracial liberal democratic party.

[sj @316simsim]

Salah has played chess here.

Is Slot gonna bench him for his last ever Liverpool game? If he does, the fans will never let him breathe ever again. If he doesn’t, Salah scores & takes us to the CL, he will look like an idiot.