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@eatin_magnets what bad decision could you possibly make

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i did feel a little bit like a stupid baby asking the older married couple if i could take a turn blowing the glass

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i like when boys have so many tattoos that they look kind of dirty

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my biggest fear is probably not understanding

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i like when women have long faces and pointy teeth

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i like that all of my clothes are really cool and that they eventually get damaged from crafts

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why can’t i recognize anyone

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im in the really awesome train car where everyone is having an exciting phone call

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@borjanandez @rwadical are the people holding her train invited guests or are they like her lackeys?

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im suspicious of the motives of every person on this train and that’s why i have a sword

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@eatin_magnets need to recreate this fit

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@dayday9a @soup_otheday oh man good question

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@soup_otheday bad

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soon as i start to tinkle my boy come RUNNING

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@GayiCarly @dayday9a that’s so weird. i got a dirty chai and it was the blandest drink ever

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it’s actually crazy how bad green line is idk how it’s even possible to make a chai tasteless

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@GayiCarly @dayday9a what??? which location?

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in some sort of financial hellscape

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@soup_otheday i had a dream he got out and was replaced by a cat named peaches that was accidentally mailed to us by chewy

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sometimes i have really bad dreams and sometimes they’re semi-plausible things that would be kinda weird and annoying