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I made a horse twitter cause I'm bored idk

[yuh @ammystatus]

🦄

[: @_dxllz7]

Me when I couldn't do something in 10 minutes that people learn for years

[k @alfkkifine]

Men often show profound cognitive dissonance when it comes to rape. Fathers will say they don’t want their daughters around boys because they “know what teenage boys are like,” yet many of those same men dismiss feminists and insist “not all men” are dangerous.

Women are called paranoid for being cautious around men, but if something happens, we’re blamed for being naive or putting ourselves in a risky situation. If we refuse to go somewhere with a man because he might be dangerous, we’re accused of unfairly generalizing. If we do go and something happens, then it’s also our fault.

Many men recognize the risk men pose to women but they only fully acknowledge it when it comes to their own daughters.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

I love people with ADHD because they never actually forget anything. You just have to say the right words to activate them like a sleeper cell and then they awaken with all of the knowledge on a very niche subject they studied for 3 months straight 6 years ago.

[Wolf of X @WolfofX]

Humanity is good when put to the test. Those individuals got their wings on that day

[yuh @ammystatus]

giving my puppy a peanut butter-filled kong is like if i gave my kid some ipad time; just occupy yourself and let me chill for a minute 😅

[hairless danny mcbride @tuunbaqussy]

@equine__dentist she’s a classic

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

girls girls girls
just kidding
ponds fish

[♰ @reeceollld]

i’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i’ve had enough

[mazzi ☆ artfight !!! @kokeb14811]

hey so i can fucking read actually

[🦢 @meishato]

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

[maia @mxmtoon]

actually such an insane flop for you to buy an entire website and try to rebrand it just for everyone to still call it “twitter”

[MAX @616WAYNE]

I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF

[luci @lucirules]

guys how do i get a better job

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

Lost my best friend last night. Thank you all for the love you’ve shown him over the years. Roscoe forever.

[yuh @ammystatus]

and with severe mental illness hey if you shower once every 2 weeks good for you fr

[yuh @ammystatus]

played a game with my family once where one of the questions was “how long is too long to go without a shower” and that’s when I learned my chronically depressed ass lives VERY differently than the rest of my family…
drop how long is too long to go without shower. no judgement

[yuh @ammystatus]

I said like a week to 10 days and they LOST IT

[yuh @ammystatus]

@person6542 thank you!

[yuh @ammystatus]

haven’t been on here at all recently. going through a horrible tragedy. has anyone had experience with animal communicators, specifically for finding a lost animal? I’m skeptical but willing to try anything at this point. thank you.