amnirus

My name is Amanda or Nicole, depending on who you ask. Mostly a lurker, here for news. She/her

[Just Jack @7Veritas4]

In a nutshell...

[Klair-O-Spinach @ClairoSpinach]

Damn bitch then do Something!

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

@punished_cait millennials could afford a house if they just spent less on ̶a̶v̶o̶c̶a̶d̶o̶ ̶t̶o̶a̶s̶t̶ teeth

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

The doors were locked.

The teachers were armed.

TN expanded firearm access.

The police arrived in minutes.

Covenant school had everything that MAGA GOP assured us prevents & stops mass shootings. And 3 babies & 3 adults were murdered in seconds.😳

IT’S—THE—GUNS
#GunReformNow

[amnirus @amnirus]

Some asshole who isn’t me just logged into my account. Hi asshole 👋 Go fuck yourself!

[John Lees @johnlees927]

I just walked out of a shop in Glasgow, and a little kid standing with his mum says, “Well, well, well, look who it is: some guy.”

I could spend hours at the writing desk trying to come up with a line that good.

[amnirus @amnirus]

@VexxVixen @hanselthelost Bumped it for basketball :-/

[amnirus @amnirus]

@VexxVixen @hanselthelost

[amnirus @amnirus]

Um, I’m paying Paramount so I can watch Survivor and Star Trek, idgaf about sports, why you gotta bump my show for basketball 😭

[Victoria Baamonde @veebaamonde]

Wait but actually why is Carolyn not a suspect for having the idol she was literally the only one not with them why are they so confused and explaining it to her like she's 5 #survivor

[Amani Jambhekar MD, MBA, FACS @AjvictoryMD]

Overheard in clinic:
Front desk: Mr. Jones, your doctor retired. Dr. Igwe replaced him.
Mr. Jones: What kind of name is that?? Where are all the Johnsons and Smiths?
FD: They didn’t get into medical school but if you’d like to see a doctor, Dr. Igwe will be happy to see you.

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

the ADHD urge to ignore your body’s physical needs (stand/eat/hydrate/pee) in an attempt to accomplish a month’s worth of work in 8 hours

[Abraham Piper @abrahampiper]

The “teen girl” or “ditzy” ✨like✨ is not stupid. And it’s not insecure. It’s a brilliant little linguistic multitool.

Let’s look at just one of its many uses — its most maligned, probably…

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Let me see if I have this straight.

Elon Musk fires a dude who's owed $100 million if he gets fired. In the process of firing him, Elon revealed and insulted the man's private medical condition, exposing Twitter to a simply massive lawsuit.

And people still think he's a genius.

[. @MarisaKabas]

yesterday i went to pick up a prescription at walgreens and they said it’d be $130 *with* insurance, so i pulled up a coupon from GoodRx and paid…$6.50.

why is that extra step necessary? if i’m insured, why do you i need a random-ass website to get involved? wtf is this system

[Epic DND Memes @epicdndmemes]

#dnd #ttrpg

[amnirus @amnirus]

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