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Loves laughter. Would like to be a fairy who rides around on the back of a chicken. Loves cats

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Thank God for Gardeners World on BBC2. Also for Blackberries.

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Nearly watched "Child Genius" on 4+1. Just wondering what they will do with the world in 20 years time.

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Im going to try again, maybe you found out and sorted it? #bbc

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bbc bbc bbc bbc bbc.... listen..... Gareth Malone on I player please where it says Gareth Malone. Ok? Can you sort it out? please? #bbc

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I just want to see Gareth Malones choir thingy! Not Penelope Keith bbc archive programme #bbc

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I have tried the contact online pages on bbc iplayer but the are useless as a fart in a thunderstorm! #bbc

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I just want to tell the BBC that I'm trying to catch up on Gareth malones show but the keep playing Penelope Keith to me #bbc

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ok it could be a pepper grinder and not a chocolate penis

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There's a chocolate penis on the BBC news! In the item on drinking. I'm sure I saw a chocolate penis on the table.I'm at a funny age though

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@daraobriain @MrEdByrne Euw! So he left it there for you to clear up? He's a bad man!

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@QuintinForbes Rustic is so on trend :0)

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@fullenglish71 Hmmm yeah might try that.... by desired effect you mean.... Oh no actually I read that wrong ... STOP people

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@QuintinForbes Aww no fun! You can keep off the Scholl pampered toes.and the rogue teeth have been replaced. Im keeping the law abiding ones

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@QuintinForbes Oh sweetie we older (ish) people dont notice really but we pretend we do cos we enjoy the attention... er where you sampling?

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@paddymaid Thanks for kisses. Best thing in my day today :0) xx backatcha babe

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No not a game.... My day!

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Just got to get around.... and dodge.... and pick up the.... and.... Oh Crap! Forgot about that! Back to the beginning AGAIN! :0(

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I was dreaming that I was in a game. I kept getting knocked back to the beginning, but carried on. I woke up. Nothing changed!

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Where has all the fun gone?

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@cripesonfriday Where are you? Are you coming back? I was hoping for ranty tweets