amoeba

hello matey

[່͏ @niggaayaoi]

Telling your classmates not to interact 😭😭😭

[GN 🇬🇭 @_Greazemoden]

How do people do this I don’t understand

[𝑓𝑙𝑜𝑟𝑎 🇵🇸 ˖ ݁𖥔 ˖ 𐙚 @tinybookclub_]

this is NOT a cautionary tale girl on one else is this dumb 😭

[💗 @ma1ybe]

“Men age like Wine” Lmaoo

[bruno @matizxv2]

dicen hasta que las ves en vida real y te triggereas

[𐚁 @Kaylavosss]

Impossible

[Lord Miles @Lordmiles]

Restore Britain sent me my refund twice

[⭐️ @girlnthewoods]

this is what i get for befriending a 22 year old

[Aaron Cannon @AaronLCannon]

I started talking to my co-founder like Claude

[Chris M. @BadMoodMorgado]

The low budget indie film you worked on for $300 a day unexpectedly making millions is not unfair, it’s unlucky.

[Center-Right Patriot 🇺🇸🦅🗽 @ModRightPatriot]

@viktorv085 @simbasad2 men literally get diagnosed earlier for most neurodivergent disorders??? I thought this was a well known thing

[🍉Angel :DTUBBO WON✨♥️ @bbwaterloop]

Thinking about how this is where the lifetime supply of red bull started 😭

[p. @sixinchbeys]

btches say anything for dick wdym “pro-salt”

[G.T @gingerrtom]

They're now calling Henry Nowak's sister a "mudshark race traitor" for having a mixed-race child...

This was never about his death, it was about pushing their racist, hate-driven agendas!

[jayribus @coldharbors]

asked hungry british coworker if he was so hungry he could eat a horse and he asked if i was referencing the tesco horsemeat scandal

[Grey @Z_AceOfGreys]

The UKs smash burger epidemic is driving me insane

[A @AnuGoswami04]

The part in #obsession where the real nikki begs bear to kill her and all he could ask her was "what's so bad about being with me" and then left was the actual horror.