Amo Hampson🇿🇦

Sagittarius ♐ |Barcelona❤️💙 ||Barb🎀🦄|Army🪖|Motorcycle enthusiast🏍

[Antisha @calllmetisha]

finna go beat tf out of every Jolene today.

[Folaa🫧 @lolabillionss_]

“When my babe asks my friend if we enjoyed the girls night-out we had two nights ago”.

Me to my confused friend:

[soph @kthectic]

fico assim vendo twitter pensa num povo engraçado

[dray west⚜️ @Captain_Hook504]

Please tell me you didn’t eat the apple

Eve

[papa 🐻 @leoxvieiraa]

Homeless man stepped on the train and I used the opportunity to let a fart out

[mota ✷ @sonato_wxz]

Fui abrir meu telefone na frente da chefe e apareceu o cu do meu marido

[king kunda @vctrknda]

I said “that can’t be right” when my card declined but I knew I had no money

[ezra faello, @EzraFaello]

todos los tweets con este video >>>>

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Barça 2️⃣ - 1️⃣ Al Ahly

🔥 @Midea

[🌊 @onebeyonder]

Subí a un ascensor lleno de gente y mi mochila presionó todos los pisos

[AJ @abdij4lil]

just got rejected from an unpaid volunteering job that requires no experience

[Kendrick La Mer™️ @CantspellPrague]

My date hugged me goodbye and said this was the start of a beautiful friendship.

[Joelꕤ @sweetjoel__]

pedí un aumento y me despidieron

[ianᵕ̈ @gabmonstere]

no other app can make me laugh outta nowhere like twitter does not even skits on tiktok 😭😭😭

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Just put myself out there and got rejected

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Good feelings. Job done. 🤝

[⛧ @oglocc__]

girl im bored let’s go swim in the holy water!!

[Anna Pepe @iamannapepe]

I’m allergic to stressing

[Mbaliyezwe @mbali_ndlela]

“This winter is not cold enough.”

August: