Vasabi

I don't really have a plan, just consequences.

[Vasabi @amomosapien]

Imagine third party insurance for pigeons

[Vasabi @amomosapien]

Tesla roadster is inspired by the film ferrari ki sawaari

[Vasabi @amomosapien]

India, being a culturally sentimental country, should be able to accommodate crowds, especially during festivals. If after thousands of years, we still cannot ensure basic civic safety, we are failing the very people whose faith and values we claim to respect.

[Vasabi @amomosapien]

zepto order summary 🫪

[Ria @UnRialist]

you are what you screenshot

[Vasabi @amomosapien]

what is techno garba 😭

[Vasabi @amomosapien]

we're all losing it, on a winning streak

[Vasabi @amomosapien]

reality, with all its footnotes*

[Vasabi @amomosapien]

I miss my city

[itskaveri @itskaveriirl]

the way Bangalore has normalised garbage, broken footpaths and open drains is hilarious

[Vasabi @amomosapien]

I book my auto early to avoid getting late while paying extra late charges

[Vasabi @amomosapien]

I WANTED TO BOOK IN JANUARY!!!! WHY DIDN'T I?????!!!!!!

[Vasabi @amomosapien]

sobs heavily

[Vasabi @amomosapien]

sobs heavily

[Vasabi @amomosapien]

no wayyyy morgan jay is sold out already

[Vasabi @amomosapien]

no wayyyy morgan jay is sold out already

[Vasabi @amomosapien]

I will name my pet - a blob

[Vasabi @amomosapien]

Finally

[Anushka Singh @nush_1320]

blue tokai is so shitty

[Vasabi @amomosapien]

sattu

[a @comfortcafex]

starts with S and we all love it?

[Vasabi @amomosapien]

Tickets are not expensive, it's just their way of asking for a diwali bonus

[ದರಿದ್ರ @filtercoffeee]

I'm at indiranagar and I can feel the performative spirit enter my body

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Airports really need gyms and showers. If I have a 3-hour layover, I’d rather get a workout in, stretch, shower, and walk onto the plane feeling fresh than sit around drinking overpriced airport coffee.

[Nikhil @dillidallying]

Brands being able to message you on WhatsApp is the WORST thing ever. This is not okay

[Vasabi @amomosapien]

@dixarth__15 @WhatsApp 🤣🤣