big ging 69

it’s ur world i’m just an oyster

[Lemon Poundcake @susanmathai]

Hunter Biden out here making me cry again

[ali @alibrooke4ever]

as a 29 year old i get it but at a certain point you gotta accept what happened and understand your adult life is not gonna look like it does in early 00s movies

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

US news stories in 2025: we're cancelling all the programs monitoring Incredibly Contagious Butthole Rot in foreign countries, what a waste of money

US news stories in 2026: okay for some reason there are now cases of Incredibly Contagious Butthole Rot popping up in the USA

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

“A family from Mexico arrives this morning legally has as much right to the American Dream as the direct descents of the Founding Fathers.”

Bob Dole accepting the Republican nomination for President in 1996.

[honey ♡ @ehoneyz]

accidentally woke her up earlier and she had to serve face for a sec before going back to sleep. that’s my biological daughter i think

[Kyle Kondik @kkondik]

This is absolutely brilliant, perhaps in ways that the artist did not intend

[Patrick Heizer @PatrickHeizer]

There are ~100,000 kids in the US foster care system.

You can start the adoption process today, if you actually wanted to.

[Shane @shaneferro]

I too am enjoying Hunter Biden being a great poster, but some people are a little too surprised that the son of a President is smart, well-informed, and good at communicating, as if they think addiction only happens to idiots

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

its gonna be a Hunter Biden summer (staying away from crack and reminding others that nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes)

[Jordan Chamberlain @jordylancaster]

Incredible stuff happening on this app

[Mr. Dave @DaveNumber7]

Your students can't read? Neither can I!

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@vengefulvixenn Concerning taste tbh. But I appreciate the loyalty.

[Aspen. @vengefulvixenn]

My taste in men is beyond saving because explain to me why Hunter Biden intrigues me so much.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

When people say "I'd do anything for my child," everyone praises them, but when a parent risks crossing a border to save their child from war, poverty, or danger, suddenly they're treated like criminals.

[Holly-Beth @cronenbabe]

just followed the Pope... relapsed catholic

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

😭😭😭 this just gave me the juice for the next 30,000

[mj 🐇 @lazyfaeriee]

I later learned he was doing HER traffic school for HER speeding ticket lmfao

[História No Paint @HistoriaNoPaint]

elas entendendo que ele é estagiario