Simona Ivanova

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

we're watching Chef's Table and i'm absolutely blown away by the inspirational stories of people who spent 12 years slaving away learning how to turn zucchini into an inedible gas cloud

[KatieTwoHands @KatieTwoHands]

Every female chef on Chef's Table: "Food is an expression of love and I want to nourish the world"

Every male chef on Chef's Table: "I was a bad little boy until I went to kitchen army"

[miccaeli ✍️ @renegadeapostle]

the bit at the end of a chef's table episode where they show a montage of the restaurants dishes set to classical music

[Grace⁷ @S0ULMATES_95]

THIS is what i’m talking about!! marcello had sean as well as the whole off-camera crew were giggling the whole time…hell even i was kicking my feet and twirling my hair while watching this… he’s too good at this

[𝔐𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔫 🐈‍⬛ @saint_witch_]

Odysseus describing his 20 years away to Penelope

[adam ⭒ @adxmnxx]

i'm supporting france tomorrow since transport for LONDON robbed me with £14

[۟ @d09is]

Brittany Broski, Call Her Daddy and those other lame podcasts being the new way to promote now

[sitka ($jimothy maxxing) @sitkapetrodolla]

Jimothy as a baby in my friend’s backyard

[Aaron 🦦 @nonameoptions]

Odysseus and his crew after pissing off Zeus

[‎ٰ @slasherbaddies]

kat rightfully earned her spot on this list for being the only character in backrooms with actual human reactions while facing horror beyond comprehension

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨WOW: NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani just REJECTED his own pay raise to $305,800 approved by lawmakers.

MAMDANI: “I haven’t knocked on anyone’s door in NYC that said their concern is that the Mayor makes too little. It should go to the pockets of those struggling in this city.”

[Cloaky @Cloakygael]

“Jew Bellendham”

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

in the days before cameras this would've become a legendary local cryptid. in the 21st century we're calling it Jimothy

[Shamurai Jack 🧡 @OnePunchSham]

I don’t know why but I have an actual physical reaction every time I see this. Her slinking over there like a Scooby doo villain, the eye contact, THE VEST. Like I want to crawl out of my skin 😭.

[iamhunkydory @itschergurl]

Friend that smokes cigarettes canceling plans because of the air quality

[i am NOT len 🇧🇷🇲🇽🇳🇴 @iamNOT_len]

how i be moving during the spain vs argentina final match

[COTM @COTM_2]

Personajes que dejaron escapar al bebé y años después lo enfrentan de adulto como una amenaza

[brenda ⚢ @deerf3mme]

texts between me and my 13 year old brother who is speaking way too loud while gaming with his friends

[A Spectre Haunting Broad Street @WerknBlerk]

This lighting is crazy I thought this was the SNL set

[Gus Kondo @gustavokondo]

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