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this is where imma put my really stupid thoughts

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how many skins do you have to shrimp before you make you pink turn eat

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@cdaveross @JiroJames @Ettin64 hi i’m 7 years late to this but pastebin no longer has it up, do you know anywhere else i could find it 👉👈

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shut up and drive sounds like it would be a song from hannah montana

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imagine if you named a cat Kevin that would be such a weird name for a cat

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why cant i just lay on a muscular man’s chest with his arms wrapped around me and fall asleep??? huh????? why is the universe so cruel.

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im like macbeth in the way that i have severe mental issues, not because of the murder or anything else weird im not like that im just clinically insane

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feeling like this right now

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if i go into your house and your coffee is under the ‘beans’ section of your kitchen instead of the ‘coffee/tea’ section im causing a riot

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update: its been 2 years since then and nope! the answer is no, man, you have not gotten over it.

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i miss my ex but he didn’t answer my calls the night i legitimately thought i was going to commit aliven’t and needed someone to talk me down so y’know what..... maybe i should just move on

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an update on this: it took over a year after this tweet was made but i’m over it! i think

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can someone hunt down samsa and send his exact address so he can be kissed passionately on the mouth?? asking for a friend. who really likes his music and misses him. i love you samsa. please (once again this is for a friend not me)

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god canonically created multiple genocides.

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honse my beloved <3
#umapri

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if i was a coke dealer i’d go “is pepsi okay” and then probbly get stabbed but it’d be worth it because it was for the meme

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its a mitski kind of night

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@haikyu_com nvm maybe i dont have depression

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@tokiejoestar quirky little white boy

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rethinking my life decisions up until this point.

who decided to make a salad out of macaroni. what a fucking bonkers idea

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@rayberrycrunch 6 better be deez nuts

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@Iron234_ @Surr_ealist stop eating my plates.

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@tokiejoestar lemme just drive 6h across the border to go see you playing at a restaurant

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@rayberrycrunch 👉👈