real life lola

ask me about my arby's addiction

[real life lola @amorine99]

...help???

[S. Williams @ShakWills]

And perhaps for the lady, everything she wants.

[𝖓𝖎𝖈 @missNgrunge]

i’m so jealous of people who know how to shut up. i shut up and subtitles come out of my face

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

the way my heart dropped cause i thought she died

then i remembered she actually did and now im sad

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

Maya Rudolph on Hot Ones is the funniest thing I've ever seen

[Lucas Naylor @PirsigPerson]

Acetaminophemininomenon

[monica 🪏 @waystarroyhoe]

i know their a cappella cover of teenage dream goes crazy

[Sam Herbst @smhrbst]

Jo: I’m going to be a famous writer

Amy: I’m going to be an artist

Meg: I’m going to be a wife

Beth:

[Gülce @exitsenses]

I feel like a single mother of three taking
care of myself

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

3 million people and fireworks celebrating Caesar salad’s 100th birthday 💚

[🎨 TORE & CHILI 🐈 @ohitore]

heavy is the crab that ran the goon

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

social battery running out at the function, call that loosing my yappetite

[Owen @miseblock]

May I interest you in a chilled glacier freeze on the rocks?

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

he SAID no onions

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

she SAID she’s working late

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when my yapping battery runs out i just sit there like this

[erica @ericanextdooor]

how it feels going to work