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[ur mom @amorphousblobs]

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Did you read between the lines?

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I think you should read this :)

[Jack @jjuddsons]

Hi guys. Yes it’s Jack. I do post my johnson on here but I also have a finance degree: I feel morally obligated to tell you Something’s seriously wrong with $GME and nobody’s talking about it.
Let’s walk through the data no BS, just mechanics:
1They made a new ETF ($GMEU) to control $GME.
It’s already broken.
All the shares are gone.
Price is trading lower than it should.
And it costs money just to borrow it now.
That’s not normal. $GMEU launched 2 weeks ago.
Since then it’s:
•Traded under NAV
•Bled all borrowable shares
•Hit a 6%+ borrow fee

All while $GME trades sideways/up.
That’s not normal. That’s evidence of hidden synthetic (naked) shorts.

2. The old ETF $XRT they used in 2021 is ALSO acting weird.
- Low shares, price not matching up
- borrow cost rising.
They're out of tricks.

$GME isn’t going down. It’s going up or sideways.
So ask yourself:
Why would they short something that isn’t falling
AND pay for the privilege to do it?
(they’re losing control)

3.
The company itself is stacked:
•$6 billion cash
•No debt
•Profitable
•Board doesn’t even take a salary
•They just raised $1.3B more to buy Bitcoin
This isn’t “GameStop the video game store” anymore.
Ryan cohen is beginning to structure it as a holding vehicle(think Berkshire Hathaway not Mario and luigi).
4.
Insiders are all buying more.
Ryan Cohen (the CEO)? GME is the only stock he owns.
He’s on margin. That means he’s leveraged long.
He’s not playing around.

5.
Because of the 6B cash on hand their fair value per share is $24 (this means the price floor is only $3 away from the current trading price of $27) = hardly any downside risk.

idk think about it lol

[ur mom @amorphousblobs]

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[ur mom @amorphousblobs]

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[ur mom @amorphousblobs]

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[ur mom @amorphousblobs]

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