Andy Morris

I don’t wanna check my oil because I don’t have any to put in

[Andy Morris @amorris46]

📠📠📠

[Andy Morris @amorris46]

@ATM1997 Dude seriously I miss that place so much

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

Conservatives say that guns are for sport, hunting, and self defense because that’s what they use them for.

Liberals say that guns are for killing people because that’s what they use them for.

[Bob Arsenault @arsenault1174]

@BillyBaldwin The left owns all the violence. How much rioting and looting was done after Charlie was killed? None. Because we are NOT the same!!!!

[Fred @Fred00738342098]

@boydmyers I made you a meme for this

[Andy Morris @amorris46]

@FedEx guess what, you guys still suck at delivering packages on time. I’m so fucking tired of having to deal with Yall.

[Andy Morris @amorris46]

@FedEx why does my package go out for delivery for 3-4 days before actually being delivered? You guys suck.

[Andy Morris @amorris46]

It amazes me that @amazon rarely delivers a package late while @FedEx, a dedicated shipping company, routinely fails to deliver packages in the promised timeline.

[Andy Morris @amorris46]

@FedEx you guys still fucking suck at delivering packages. It’s an absolute travesty that companies I shop with still use you guys for shipping.

[Andy Morris @amorris46]

Crashing out but it’s fine, everything is fine

[The Buckeye Nut @TheBuckeyeNut]

Ryan Day on the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon

[THE ™️ Barstool Ohio State @BarstoolOSU]

ONE OF THE GREATEST PLAYS IN THE HISTORY OF OHIO STATE

[Andy Morris @amorris46]

If you care about either of those countries more than America, you don’t love America

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

If you side with Russia over Ukraine, you don’t love America. That’s a fact.

[Andy Morris @amorris46]

Then leave 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I really really really hate living in a country where 50% of the people are dumb fucks.

Really.

[Andy Morris @amorris46]

I guess having a degree in underwater basket weaving makes you smarter than those who chose a different path

[Captain Obvious™️ @TheFungi669]

I hate living in a country where 50% of the people are dumb fucks.

80% of Harris voters went to college. 80% of Trump voters never went to college.

[Andy Morris @amorris46]

By this logic, more people voted against Kamala than for her.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

More people voted against Trump than voted for him.

[Andy Morris @amorris46]

Absolutely comical take 😂

[I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸 @ImMeme0]

Good morning, this “political analyst’s” video is still up.

Enjoy it! 😂😭😂

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Let that sink in

[Andy Morris @amorris46]

Can’t wait to see how far we fall down the rankings after that shit show of a game.