Kalib Amos

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

lol

[Matt Barnes @Matt_NBC4]

Somewhere Frankie Lindor is just jealous of all the fun he’s missing out on. #GuardsBall

[Kalib Amos @AmosKalib]

@MLBNetwork If you go by strikeouts it’s @Phillies and then @CleGuardians…

If you go by opponents BA, it’s @Phillies and then @CleGuardians

WHIP? let’s go @RaysBaseball then @Phillies

[Danny Kanell @dannykanell]

I believe in some circles this is called “cooking the books”

[Marty Mush @martymush]

Daniel Jones tore his Achilles and walked off. Tweeting this for not reason at all

[Mike Bundt @Mike_Bundt]

I’d be livid if I was a Colts fan!

Shane Steichen is supposed to be coaching for his job this season and is committing malpractice in a critical moment of a tough, winnable road game against the Chiefs.

[Rev. Eric Dunn @ericvdunn]

That’s a shit way to lose

[Kalib Amos @AmosKalib]

What kind of play calling is Shane Steichen doing? 2 draw plays from the 17 instead of trying to win the game. Give the ball back to KC, good idea

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

This is a clear first down*

*unless you’re playing the Chiefs

[Kalib Amos @AmosKalib]

Mahomes was 2 yards past the line of scrimmage throwing the ball… what are we doing

[Kalib Amos @AmosKalib]

@OhioTate @stooltrips Ohh I’m Tate and my girlfriend lives in Upper Arlington, nice flex pal

[MACtion @MACSports]

Official Statement Regarding Western Michigan - Michigan Football Game

🗒️: https://t.co/eYw49T9ABR

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

The Florida State Seminoles used to mean something man

FSU used to be intimidating

College Football only benefits from a great FSU

This stuff is stale, bland, unexciting, and tiring.

Tremendous fan base showing up every week for this garbage. Don’t kill them, reward them.

[Bud Elliott @BudElliott3]

You lost this game in January when you put together a $4-5 million receiver room and tried to go super cheap on quarterback, whiffed, and panic signed Ashton Daniels.

[Kalib Amos @AmosKalib]

@Corey_Clark @IraSchoffel @AslanHodges

Ask Mike why Ashton doesn’t see the field at all, he’s lost trust in him to throw the ball. When will we see someone else run the offense?

[Logan B. Robinson @LogansTwitty]

Has Mike Norvell lost trust in Ashton Daniels to throw the ball?

[Kalib Amos @AmosKalib]

Ashton Daniels doesn’t see it

[Zack Meisel @ZackMeisel]

José Ramírez now owns a career slash line of .408/.480/.731 in 36 games at Yankee Stadium.

Next stop:

[Barstool FSU @FSU_Barstool]

Big Cat is donating 3 million to NIL. Thank you so much for the support @BarstoolBigCat

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Your vegan oat-and-almond latte killed more bees, drained more groundwater, and required more long-haul lorry mileage than a year's worth of dairy milk from a Welsh cow that drank rain. You will not have heard about this, because the carton has "plant-based" on it in nice green lettering.

California's Central Valley produces 80% of the world's almonds. Every almond on every supermarket shelf, in every flapjack, blended into every oat-and-almond latte from London to Berlin, started life in one valley in central California.

A gallon of almond milk requires around 162 gallons of irrigation water. A gallon of British dairy milk uses around 8 gallons of tap water, and the rest comes from rain falling on grass that grows nothing else of nutritional value to humans. The cow drinks the rain. The almond tree drinks the aquifer.

California almonds consume approximately 1.1 trillion gallons of irrigation water annually. Roughly the same volume of water used by Los Angeles and San Francisco combined. Around two-thirds of the crop is then exported to Asia and Europe. A state in repeated drought emergencies, where over a million residents lack reliable access to clean drinking water, is locking its aquifer inside almonds and shipping it overseas in containers.

Almond trees bloom for three weeks in February. To pollinate 1.5 million acres of orchards in that window, California requires roughly two-thirds of every commercial honeybee in the United States to be physically transported into the Central Valley on flatbed lorries. The largest managed pollination event on earth, every year, conducted on the back of a truck.

The bees are released into groves sprayed with neonicotinoids, which scramble their navigation. Fungicides, which weaken their immune systems. Herbicides, which have already killed the wildflowers they would normally forage on between blooms.

Between June 2024 and March 2025, US commercial beekeepers lost 62% of their colonies. 1.6 million colonies dead. The largest honeybee die-off ever recorded in American history. The trigger period for the worst losses was the months immediately surrounding the almond bloom.

Meanwhile, beneath the orchards, the ground itself is sinking. The US Geological Survey has documented parts of the San Joaquin Valley that have subsided by up to 30 feet since groundwater pumping began in the 1920s. The valley lost as much elevation between 2006 and 2022 as it lost in the previous forty-five years. The Friant-Kern Canal has lost 60% of its flow capacity because the land beneath it sank faster than the canal could be redesigned.

Once those clay aquifer layers compact, the storage is permanently lost. The aquifer is being run as a one-way withdrawal, and California has been told this in formal hydrological reports for decades.

The land was never meant to grow almonds. The bees were never meant to live on flatbed trucks. The aquifer was never meant to be a tap.

But the carton says "plant-based" in nice green lettering.

So, presumably, you are saving the planet.

Carry on.