Sas grabbed a PA's walkie-talkie and said "Mayday, Mayday" as a bit. Crew went into full emergency mode. Guys in fingerless gloves were tracking him down six hours later to let him know it wasn't funny.
Mom set him up with a "talent scout" at the mall and he drove from Pennsylvania to DC for it. Walked into an empty office with just a binder. Pyramid scheme. She meant well.
Vandals did donuts on the green the night before the biggest member-guest of the year. Grounds crew showed up at 4AM and laid an entirely new green by morning. Francis wanted to sit out there with a shotgun.
The sickest podcast hack is just having read a book because nobody else has. Cite two books by the same author and suddenly you're an expert. In reality that's the only two books you've ever read.
Dude dislocated his kneecap, got wheeled into surgery completely naked, and his biggest concern was the student nurses giggling while threatening to cut his jeans off.
Gold RPG in Call of Duty, shoots two rockets at a killstreak, plants a grenade, and intentionally kills himself just to respawn and do it again. genuinely unhinged strategy and he's proud of it.
Nick called his mom live on the podcast to settle the electric scooter debate and she told him he had it for "a couple weeks." he had it for three days. in the snow. in the garage.
50,000 people showed up to watch a 0-0 Rose Bowl with no overtime, led by a guy named Dick Vic, coached by Greasy Neil, and one player got kicked off the train for catching pneumonia. The 1920s were something else.