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I LOVE INSURANCE

[nirehlum26 @amoss3121]

@EASPORTSCollege Man LSU must have been awesome last year.

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@acnewsitics Wait I thought you said they weren’t going to come in the first place? Are you admitting that you are wrong?

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@basedinmalibu Dude would never go live with them

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@jdpickell Right… dudes on natty was when he lost 2 in the reg season. One of those losses to a terrible Michigan team. He only got to play for a natty because the rules changed. Incredible coach tho.

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@tonypayments Well she is a guy acting like girl who is trying to act like a guy.

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@bumbadum14 Liberals are gonna eat this up. It’s even better than the climate hoax cause they don’t have to prove anything.

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@itsallastory Agreed

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@nicolaslopes567 She was a cartoon

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@JackKennedy @ProjBigScreen Agree 100%. Kinda got bored.

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@soojin4prez @bittersteel196 I’m sorry my homie, the pirate queen is not really a girl…

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[nirehlum26 @amoss3121]

@TheBoabie This.

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@seattletimes lol so sick of these losers

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@ChopAbusador @_stripesports The braves

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@GlynnErnesto What a pussy!

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@Blain_Crain How Nick Chubb not on this list?

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@Vern_Funquist Must be because he’s a Great coach and developer

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@ChadSimmons_ @JosephAHastings @AggiesToday @AggieYellOn3 @Andy_Villamarzo lol ok

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@StraightAs123 Sound like a fair trade