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[chandler @amourrvst]

Thanks fer the support @MattTietavainen

[chandler @amourrvst]

I've been on Twitter for 5 mins and I've already giggled to myself 20 times. It's good 2 b home

[chandler @amourrvst]

what the fuuuuuck is up twitter

[♡🦇 @sadhotgirI]

my friend: hey u ok

me, in a depressive episode:

them: hello

me, 8 days later: ahsjksk my bad yeah im fine!!! how are YOU tho??!!

[claud @cprandoni_]

donald trump was accused of sexual assault and became president of the united states

brett kavanagh was accused of sexual assault and became a lifelong judge on the highest court of the nation

don’t ever fucking tell me that accusations ruin a man’s life.

[chandler @amourrvst]

Twitter is still a thing?

[kira @kirak_12]

summer: over
bank account: empty
body: trash
yee: haw

[chandler @amourrvst]

@MattTietavainen

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

u ever just been so fed up with school or work and say fuck it im gonna be a professional wii bowler

[elliott @ell_wong05]

Top 10 best compliments:
10. You
9. Can't
8. Rank
7. Them
6. Because
5. They're
4. All
3. Equally
2. Nice
1. When you're up next in kickball and someone tells the outfield to move back

[chandler @amourrvst]

@MattTietavainen Fuuuck that I'm zapping his ass with my magic wand

[chandler @amourrvst]

what's up twitter - haven't come on here to complain in a while. Update: I still think my coworkers are idiots lmao see you in a year!!!

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

if ur friend falls asleep a fun prank is to put his hand in a bucket of warm monster energy so he has dreams about riding dirtbikes and fighting his stepdad

[Johnny Sonic @nonleaguesonic]

If I tell you I’m 5 minutes away and you believe me that is your own personal problem.

[Drebae @Drebae_]

My teacher watching me breakdown about my GPA after constantly coming to class late, on my phone eating hot chips and never turning in assignments

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

no offense but college is stupid bc in order to get my degree I have to take an 8 week bowling class bc I was short 0.5 credits

[chandler @amourrvst]

who let these kids play hide and seek in the library 😤

[chandler @amourrvst]

Ohhh nooo, I'm that person laughing at their phone in the middle of a coffee shop