Ally H not P

wife, dog mom, Neurosurgery RNFA

[Barstool LSU @LSUBarstool]

THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT WEE WEE WEE ALL THE FUCKING WAY HOME

[User23456899 @user23456899]

Aven: making complete sense and explaining his feelings like a mature adult.
Rachel:
#bachelorette

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I had to stay outta Twitter today cause yall keep making me laugh and ain’t going to heill wit yall

[Ally H not P @amp0219]

😭😭😭

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Friendly reminder that owls are not waterproof. This is why you never see them in the rain

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

i be like “i cant wait for fall fits” then fall comes & i dress like this

[K Brooke Golisch, MD MS @BrooketheOstomy]

My friend who is an ICU RN told me her raise this year was 18 cents per hour. But yes, sure, we have no idea why there are huge retention issues or how we could possibly address them.

[Ally H not P @amp0219]

@morganwindham I can’t survive the day without mine! I wear them every single day

[Ally H not P @amp0219]

The most important part of vacation/going out of town is pre-cleaning so you come home to a clean house 🤌🏼🤌🏼

[Hot Mess Express @ImTheBinBSN]

Ppl who have conversations on the phone for the entire lunch break while sitting at a table with all their coworkers annoy me so much🙃

[Ally H not P @amp0219]

@madi_deman Shut up I need these

[Ally H not P @amp0219]

@jack_stover Dt Mobile Word of Mouth might be favorite fb page of all time. 🤣🤣🤣 entertainment for hours

[Ally H not P @amp0219]

@jack_stover Wait a damn second, I’m in pinehurst!! 🤣🤣 I didn’t see that one!! I just moved in last week

[Ally H not P @amp0219]

“Hey I’m Clayton and I slept with two women but you’re still my front runner & you’re dropping a bomb on me by being upset that I slept with two other women” #bachelorabc #BachelorNation #TheBachelor

[Ally H not P @amp0219]

@christyy_98 It is! Hop on it rn

[Ally H not P @amp0219]

@EJ_Will2 Thanks brother 🙌🏽♥️

[Ally H not P @amp0219]

@randojanks3 I will get back to you on that one when I finish The Originals 😝

[Ally H not P @amp0219]

You can tell a lot about a person by if they’d choose Stefan or Damon.

[Riley Christian, Esq. @RileyDChristian]

Bad company corrupts good character. Be careful with who you align yourself with.

[HartySZN @HartySZN11]

@Cantguardmike @CodySchick8