Anne

Just breathe.

[Anne @ampartlow]

Trump's a sack of shit.
Hillary is a sack of shit.
I'm a sack of shit.
You're a sack of shit.
Everyone is just a big, fat sack of shit.

[Anne @ampartlow]

@MileyCyrus did you have a dream about moths last night?

[Anne @ampartlow]

@tacoisman guess I've just been breaking hella laws

[Anne @ampartlow]

@tacoisman where the hell do they sell bongs and get mad at your for mentioning this mess?

[Anne @ampartlow]

Finally upgrading my phone! #fuckingstoked

[Anne @ampartlow]

Oh shit is something going on in sports ball?

[Anne @ampartlow]

NAH I DIDN'T WANNA ENJOY THAT COOKIE BUTTER MILKSHAKE
GO AHEAD AND MAKE CYSTS IT'S A GRAND OLD TIME

[Anne @ampartlow]

like fr was just trying to eat a bacon cheeseburger and my ovary decides to be a fucking dick

[Anne @ampartlow]

pain medicine is a damn life saver when your body tries to murder you and your sanity

[Anne @ampartlow]

I don't come to work to be preached at and told my soul is in jeopardy.

[Anne @ampartlow]

Telling me you will "bring church to me" at work because I refuse to go is not going to make me like you.

[Anne @ampartlow]

CAN IT BE NEXT WEEK SO I CAN START THIS NEW JOB K THANKS

[Anne @ampartlow]

This isn't worth my time and energy.

[Anne @ampartlow]

CAT
Y U NO POOP IN LITTERBOX INSTEAD OF IN FRONT OF LITTERBOX

[Anne @ampartlow]

SO UH MY SECOND INTERVIEW WENT WELL OMG

[Anne @ampartlow]

I had a dream that I could actually sing.
That vibrato was on point.

[Anne @ampartlow]

So I totally nailed that interview.
*high fives self*

[Anne @ampartlow]

I have an interview tomorrow! Hopefully I get the job!

[Anne @ampartlow]

HEY ANXIETY CALM THE FUCK DOWN FOR 5 DAMN SECONDS K THANKS