Andeni

socially awkward.

[Andeni @ampersande_]

why are we bringing mfers backkkk?! love Aniya but send her home so she can rethink her decisions and let us vote KC and TiTi OUTTT! It’s too many people in that bitxh! #loveislandUSA

[Andeni @ampersande_]

I’m convinced there is one pair of timberland boots that just stay in the villa, season after season. It’s like brotherhood of the traveling timbs or something going on in Fiji. #loveislandUSA

[Andeni @ampersande_]

trying to get my body right so I can start selling workout plans that I chatGPTed

[Andeni @ampersande_]

nah! sundays do not be this long when i have to work the next day!

[Andeni @ampersande_]

@Clip_Station_ “Yo, she stole your seat” means get this girl from beside me.

[Andeni @ampersande_]

grateful to have had a daddy that dreamed big and a mommy that gets shit done bc now i’m a mixture of both. ♥️

[Andeni @ampersande_]

I’ve been breaking up with toxic clients all year.

You don’t want to pay what I feel I’m worth, then I am not meant to work with you.

[Andeni @ampersande_]

rage*

[Andeni @ampersande_]

nothing has given me more road range than waymos because what is your non existent ass DOING?! get outta my way.

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

If you’re so behind why you always the youngest in the room

[Andeni @ampersande_]

February never fails to remind me that this is MY month. 💫

[Andeni @ampersande_]

@TheOGPurist anesthesiologist

[Andeni @ampersande_]

I typically allow the word of the year to come to me with time and the word of 2026 is ‘surrender’.

[Andeni @ampersande_]

my word of 2025 was pivot, and although I may not have pivoted totally, I’ve definitely made strides into a new direction.

[Andeni @ampersande_]

think pieces stress me out. after any major event the thinkinest of pieces be stressing me outttt. why are we thinking so much?

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

me when i get flashbacks from corny shit i did

[Andeni @ampersande_]

I automatically turn off notifications for any text thread that is more than 2 ppl.

[Andeni @ampersande_]

I liedd. The SunChips are Garden Salsa. Still nasty.

[Andeni @ampersande_]

Delta, now why would you have cheez its AND the cheddar flavored sun chips? too much cheesiness.

[Andeni @ampersande_]

In my experience some of the most stressful projects have been the ones where the client did not honor my price to begin with.

[Andeni @ampersande_]

That short period of grief after turning down work because they were not trying to pay you your price.

Like damn should I have gone with their negotiated price? but then I remember absolutely not.