The two homophobes mocked the pride parade as it passed. Little did they know a warlock in the parade had a special way of dealing with guys like them.
Later that day, their bi sides emerged as they fucked each other. They were full of pride now.
I said I could turn anyone gay, but two of my bros didn't believe me.
I told them about my feats, and they just laughed at my face.
"Can I do it with you two?" I said.
"Do your worst" they said.
Well, it didn't take long for them to look like two cockhungry bitches.
Who's next?