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hala barca

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

I told my daughter she had to pay $400 a month to live at home after college. She thought I was being hard on her. Paid it every month without complaint. Never missed once.

Two years later she moved out. I handed her an envelope. $9,600. Every dollar she ever paid me. Plus a little extra.

She cried. I told her that was her security deposit, first month, and emergency fund.

She thought I was punishing her. I was preparing her.

She’s a very happy young woman.

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

SGA looks STRESSED 👀

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

Colin Cowherd on SGA:

"I'm sitting there watching Shai play, and suddenly it just clicked for me. He's a Toy Story character. Somebody yells 'Andy's coming!' and he immediately drops to the floor."

[Vaibhav Hatwal ◟̽◞̽ 🤧 @vaibhav_hatwal]

Valverde at home celebrating Barca's goal thinking that’s his team

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

According to Valverde, this is how he hit his head on the table

[Siya🇿🇦 @uuMaSiya]

Valverde's Argentine wife looking at him after he got ass whooped by a black man

[maldidown @maldiidown]

*todo el vestuario del madrid dándose de ostias*

mastantuono intentando integrarse:

[elon daily @elonmusk_01916]

Imagina que eres un chaval del Castilla al que Arbeloa ha llamado para entrenar con el primer equipo y el día del entreno ves a Valverde KO de un puñetazo de Tchochomeni, a Arnold llorando en una esquina, a Mbappé descojonándose, a Mendy saliendo en ataúd de la enfermería y a Rüdiger detrás de Carreras para inflarlo a hostias.

[Hal 🇧🇷 @sznxne]

Trent in that locker room 😭

[✮ @trentnashun]

trent and jude driving fede to the hospital

[gio @aleputellas]

los del madrid llegando al clásico

[🕊️ @MagicalXavi]

Scrolling through Madridxtra and MadridZone

[Sport.fun @sportfun]

VALVERDE VS TCHOUAMENI FULL LEAKED FIGHT

[Ménez @menezrm]

Valverde llegando mañana a Valdebebas al tercer round

[CulerGavi @CulerGavi]

how valverde smashed his head on the table according to him

[y @ysuckme]

wishing my mom long life.

[Mobile Movie 🎬 @Ignoto88]

Judith couldn’t believe Alan could land such a hot lady after they divorced.
🎬 Two and A Half Men

[Tomi @tomiwebstr]

all road leads to lukaku

[el sosa @Free_S0sa]

“omo if they can cheat on saweetie” - a fool