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[Onjezani Kenani @onjezani]

A Supreme Court judge is paid three times more than a specialist neurosurgeon or cardiologist. For context.

[mpwina @ampwina]

@Ghizo721 Ndipatseni contact yanu boss

[mpwina @ampwina]

@ChePatuma ✋

[mpwina @ampwina]

@nyanyiwenya Happy birthday

[mpwina @ampwina]

@mariethamwafon1 Ok

[Anointed @MosesMthawanji]

Nkhuku yo imayenda wapasi, ine kuimvera chisoni kuiyanyamula basitu ayamba kundimenya😭😢

[Joseph Kalimbwe @joseph_kalimbwe]

a) Malawi buys $48 million Grain from UAE per year. Tanzania next door produces Grain

b) Angola buys $57 million Fish from Argentina per year. Namibia next door is largest fish producer

We can have $32 billion rotating SADC economies per year. But we don’t trust each other !!!

[uBHEBHE🇿🇦 @nokwandamhlong0]

Terrible things are happening in my bank account 😭

[Onjezani Kenani @onjezani]

By the way, anduna a higher education, is it "flashing" or "flushing"? Anyway, chizungu sichathu.

[Jerome Chisikwa @JeromeChisikwa]

In short, Arthur Peter Mutharika>>>>>>> Lazarus McCarthy Chakwera!

[Anunu💜👑 @CleoAziz]

😔a castel akanangondipasa recipe ya gin yo I won’t tell anyone 😔😔

[Malumz @malumzskhulu]

Mayonnaise companies must continue tightening those lids until these ones understand that you need a man in your life 🙂🙄

[mpwina @ampwina]

@ShamirahKomugi Send

[Capital FM Malawi @CapitalFMMw]

#MISSING_CHILD
Name: Victor Kapitikusya, 4yrs
Date: 19/09/24
Time: Around 3pm
Last location: Bangwe, Mvula area-Blantyre

Report to police OR
A. Kapitikusya 0882717471/0993646244
T. Kapitikusya 099408099
N. Kapitikusya 0996069943
R. Kapitikusya, father 0990952179/0999661 409

[Mandela Mwanza @thirdeyemalawi]

Zomati Vybz has been released from prison ndekuti chani. Muziti Vybz haf bin release fram prizan

[Gramps Morgan @grampsmorgan]

This is the man who had put me on a festival in Malawi as a solo artist for the First Time to Perform My heart hurts today… Condolences To his wife children and the entire Family RIP Brother Lucius Banda 🇲🇼

[Miller @SassyJ58]

The more you worship, the less you worry.

[Chikhu Chanthunya 🇲🇼 @Chikhu7]

🤣🤣🤣In Malawi we just have to laugh to keep from crying. I love our comedic spirit in the face of complete & utter faeces.