Ali Reach

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[Ali Reach @amreach12]

and if he doesn't sing along to the guitar parts in songs, well.... good luck Charlie

[Barbie 🎀 Agitprop @BarbieAgitprop]

a quick lesson in cause and effect

[Ali Reach @amreach12]

I never see pregnant women on the subway anymore and I think thats because in order to actually have kids nowadays you kinda have to already be in the “we’re ubering there” tax bracket

[Joe, vessel. @blessed_nothing]

POV: you see a pretty lady

[Ali Reach @amreach12]

There should be an app that stops scary movie trailers from being seen by scaredy-cats (me)

[rosie @crookedcourses]

acetaminopheminenomenon

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[fleabag headquarters @fleabagreact]

inside out if was filmed in my head

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

I assumed that checking the “Keep me signed in on this device” box on the login page would result in ur website actually keeping me signed in on this device but I guess I’m the fucking idiot here huh I guess I’m just a fool

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

🤞

[skin 𖣐 destroyer @gloomingly]

i hope this email freaks you out

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

Nothing quite like looking at the way someone else has loaded the dishwasher to remind you that the mind of another is truly unknowable

[sydney @demiurgently]

life is all about the 30-40 minutes you spend being goofy with someone you love before bedtime