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@kaffeevodka Next time you’re shopping with him pop into a flight centre and let him know you like flights to Toronto 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂visitmepls

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@kaffeevodka GOOD. Because u are are actually the best person on this planet and that’s 📠

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I witnessed a little white kid ream out his mother— cuss words and everything and it just made me think if I did that to my mom I wouldn’t be here right now able to tweet this tweet #SoundsAboutWhite

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Spicy P is one of my favourite people in this world

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Someone I started talking to only sends me voice messages instead of texts...I’m sorry I don’t remember subscribing to your PODCAST?!?!

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Tonight my mom found out about my tattoo. Tonight, I also realized my mom is acutally a bad ass betch and was super chill about it 😎 #ThoughtIWasGonnaGetMyAssBeat #momiluvyouxox

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Had a dream that @kaffeevodka moved to Toronto and we had a blast. If this dream doesn’t come true my life isn’t worth living 😭😭

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@kaffeevodka Can’t wait to see you soon!!!!!!

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My biggest pet peeve is people trying to subway surf during rush hour and end up falling into everyone...like Debbie you eat ass, relax about the germs and just grab the pole

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@nonstopsalt Omg I’ve never been more sad that I moved across the country

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@kaffeevodka Just doing my part to make this world a better place 😇

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Somehow a guy from Buffalo, NY came up on my tinder and we matched and he is deadass crossing the border to take me to a raptors game #WasteHisTimeOnHisDime2019 😂

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@monadoboii @kaffeevodka don’t skip your danish lessons ever again

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@nonstopsalt So sad I’m missing your party HAVE AN UNREAL TIME AND WIN THE PONG TOURNEY ♥️♥️♥️

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@dgoldie77 @brown_eryn No she’s coming to Toronto, me and drake already dibs her #backoff #WeAreTheBrowns

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@brown_eryn T🙃o🙃r🙃o🙃n🙃t🙃o🙃

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@kaffeevodka You’re literally an angel

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*disclaimer* I make sure to bamboozle trust fund babies and douchebags only, not ppl that work hard for their money/ are nice..so I’m basically a vigilante

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Tinder boy: your bio says you wanna go to the CN tower edge walk, let’s go!

Me: I’d love to but the tickets are like $200/ea😞

TB: dw that’s nothing, you can get the drinks on the 2nd date 😏

*me knowing I’m gonna stop talking to him after the 1st date* “yeah ofc!”

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@brown_eryn I think I would ski right off the mountain if someone said I looked 60

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If the guy at Starbucks calls me ma’am one more time, I’ll have no choice but to fight. I have at least 10 years on me before I am referred to as ma’am 😤