Amrita Misha

Forbes 30 under 30

[Amrita Misha @amrita_misha]

Bing

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Then he called his Mommy, drank a whole case of soy milk & bing-watched Rachel Maddow

[Amrita Misha @amrita_misha]

Happy divorce settlement day!

@UmaMisha

[Amrita Misha @amrita_misha]

@jborger @profgalloway @smerconish I don't think that was the point I was trying to make but if you're saying it...

[Amrita Misha @amrita_misha]

@amarlevine @united They hurt my feelings :/

[Amrita Misha @amrita_misha]

FUCK UNITED AIRLINES FR @united if you have any morals you will NEVER fly united again! I will be watching and will serve as the arbiter of justice on this matter.

[Amrita Misha @amrita_misha]

@stephenehorn @calleymeans Ya this also assumes that sugary drink market = soda market which is, of course, false. "Sugary drinks" includes soda as well as sports drinks, energy drinks, sweetened coffee/tea. Bad math on top of bad take.

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

Turn off the Fortnite and open the Bible.

[Amrita Misha @amrita_misha]

@jakeyyy42119 I was always under coverage please

[Amrita Misha @amrita_misha]

@jakeyyy42119 - But, if I would ever pass you along in life and you are laying there dying of thirst, I would not give you a drink of water. I would let the vultures take you and do whatever they want with you with no ill regrets.

[Sydney Burton @sydburton48]

darwin lowkey spit when he said it is generally admitted that with woman the powers of intuition of rapid perception and perhaps of imitation are more strongly marked than in man. he said what he said.

[Amrita Misha @amrita_misha]

My battery % is inversely correlated with my anxiety level but I still refuse to consistently charge my phone is this relatable #relatable #wineoclock #funinthesun

[Amrita Misha @amrita_misha]

there is a run on boom chicka pop light kettle corn in the bay area right now and I am NOT happy about it

[Amrita Misha @amrita_misha]

dude WHAT

[Amrita Misha @amrita_misha]

@tamtomthomas @ArmandHammer From FTC 16 part 255, Section 5:
“When there exists a connection between the endorser and the seller of the advertised product that might materially affect the weight or credibility of the endorsement…such connection must be fully disclosed.”

[Amrita Misha @amrita_misha]

@jakeyyy42119 feeling old

[Amrita Misha @amrita_misha]

whoever set off the 4 am smoke alarm for all of the river apartments is my mortal enemy. beware

[Amrita Misha @amrita_misha]

@tamtomthomas because you are a toxically independent post-post-modern hypermasc (noun)

[Amrita Misha @amrita_misha]

@amarlevine @fermatslibrary 100^2 = 10,000