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[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

Rashford when Anthony Gordon whispers “Visca Barca” in England camp

[azhad @amrlazhad]

gila otak enrique ni

[Get French Football News @GFFN]

🧠 PSG head coach Luis Enrique's plan to nullify Michael Olise's output: asking Matvey Safonov to spray overhit clearances for a throw-in on Bayern Munich's right side to leave the France international in an overloaded area of the pitch.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

GenZ is so cooked

Study time: Covid
Adult time: War
Job time: AI
Marriage time: Peak divorce rate

And nothing of this was because of them

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

How it feels working with coworkers who know what they're doing

[G @Gideoomatic]

Fuuuccckkkkk

[Ken O'Keefe @RealKenOKeefe]

>there is no genocide

>anyway here’s a satellite view of the genocide we committed

[Piang Shankly @PiangShankly]

Siku kat muka..
Mana ada foul..
Kalau game bola, betul la foul..
Sarkas @MFL_MY mana ada foul

[Atharva @bruh_tharva]

Quite wild that the goats of all sports decided to exist at the same time

[MC @CrewsMat10]

He’s already scored three free kicks this year, but next World Cup he’ll be forced to stand and watch Ronaldo launch every single one into the stands 😭

[🇲🇾🇵🇸 @jmrsll]

this shamless woman is that type of person who don't know how to read the room, read the energy and act based on the situations 😭 nak acah sarcasm and savage tapi kena balik malu woiii but deserved 🫵🏻

[kinda ia @Evening_Evee]

Aku adalah garis keturunan pertama yang menyaksikan frasa zamzam latte di bumi ini

[Karthik @karthikponna19]

cloudflare engineers right now

[ًِ @bckupacc99]

😭

[n𝕏lini ♟️ @weltentod_]

@xoskilav the socks don't have anything wrong with them until a woman in your life says so...

[Local Confessions @ConfessionLocal]

Aku terbaca satu kisah semalam, tentang seorang lelaki yang meninggal dalam kereta sendiri…gara-gara bergaduh kecil dengan isteri.

Malam tu, brader ni kata jiran dia nampak kereta masih hidup enjinnya.

Dalamnya ada lelaki tu, tertidur di tempat duduk pemandu.

Katanya dia cuma nak rehat sekejap.

"Siang kerja pejabat, malam buat Grab. Penat sangat."

Dia senyum lesu.

Dan itu rupanya senyuman terakhir dia.

Keesokan pagi, jiran tu dapat tahu lelaki tu meninggal dunia akibat keracunan gas ekzos.

Dia tertidur dengan enjin hidup.

Yang paling menyayat hati, isterinya meraung depan rumah, menyesal tak sudah.

Rupanya malam sebelumnya mereka bergaduh.

Isteri merajuk, tak buka pintu, tak jawab mesej.

Suami pula tak nak panjangkan hal, jadi dia duduk dalam kereta depan rumah, mungkin tunggu reda, mungkin nak tenangkan diri.

-Aliff Liv

Tapi dia tak sempat.

Dia pergi begitu saja… dalam sunyi, beberapa meter dari orang yang dia sayang.

Bila aku baca cerita ni, aku terus terdiam.

Sebab aku tahu, ramai lelaki hidup macam tu hari-hari.

Bukan sebab lemah, tapi sebab tak tahu macam mana nak luah.

Bila hidup dah terlalu berat, lelaki akan cari tenang di tempat sunyi, dalam kereta, di mamak, atau dengan kerja lebih masa.

Bukan lari.

Cuma nak bernafas sekejap.

Gambar no.2 tu....

"Kalau cari nafkah pun penat, tak payah jadi suami la."

Ayat tu nampak kecil. Tapi bagi aku, itulah cara fikir yang perlahan-lahan bunuh banyak hati lelaki zaman sekarang.

Lelaki boleh tahan lapar.

Tapi dia tak tahan bila penatnya dipandang remeh.

Ramai isteri tak sedar, bila suami makin diam, bukan cinta yang hilang dulu.

Yang hilang ialah rasa dihargai.

Dan bila rasa tu hilang, hubungan mula retak perlahan-lahan.

Aku bukan nak bela para suami.

Aku cuma nak cakap satu benda, suami pun manusia.

Kalau dia penat, jangan hina.
Kalau dia senyap, jangan biar.

Kadang dia cuma tunggu seseorang faham…
yang dia bukan tak kuat, dia cuma dah terlalu penat nak terus pura-pura kuat.

[Ehsan Safarnejad @Safarnejad_IR]

Funny how she says Muslims shouldn’t use the internet when the very “algorithm” running this site was inspired by a Persian Muslim mathematician, Al-Khwarizmi.

The irony writes itself!

[Bd@irB@ll @Bd_irB_ll]

"Somehow stays onside" is astounding. These are the people we have to hear from everyday on this app

[azhad @amrlazhad]

pundek🤣🤣🤣

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

• You and David Beckham walk on the Copacabana for 10 minutes, who would get the most attention?

🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Cristiano: “Both not being famous? Me, 100%. His face is beautiful, the rest is normal. But I am not normal, I am perfect."