Avocadoss.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.

The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.

Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

[… @Cabello1k]

@EPLBible Disgusting team full of disgusting players. You can’t make it up lmao. And then they’ll cry and say why does everyone hates us

[VALORANT Champions Tour @ValorantEsports]

AN INSANE ACE TO CLOSE THE SERIES BY @jasonsusantoo! #VALORANTMasters

[Loki @sarimidduo]

@neVerAl0nely___ MISKIN GAK USAH NIKAH NGENTOTTTTTT ANJENGGGGGG !!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUAT LU SMUA YG MISKIN DN GK MAU KERJA KERAS GAK USAH NIKAH ANJEEENGGGG ANAK ANAKNLU GK MINTA DILAHIRIN DARI ORANG TUA MISKIN KAYA NGENTOTTT

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Chelsea have beaten Champions League, Europa League, English, Spanish, and French league champions but they couldn't beat Arsenal because Arsenal haven’t won anything.

[ًِ @bckupacc99]

Why do some girls always assume guys are thinking about them? 😅

[Cady @Cadyshaun1]

I hate trans ppl

[Ndi Kato (Ungwan Masara's finest) @YarKafanchan]

Control your own anger. You are a woman not a wild animal.

[Haze @hzrt_]

Let me educate you feminist retards so you won't do this kind of shit to your husband. It's fking hard to get 3-5k salary.

That man devoted his whole life slaving away to provide for you but u decided to be an entitled bitch just because you're a selfish narc.

[Dawud Bahwi @dawudbahwi]

@mynewshub @anthraxxxx Laaa nak kopi campur susu babi aku pergi rumah mak ko

[𝐎𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐋𝐎𝐋𝐀  @Oyinlola_cfc]

Current Status:

○ Single
○ In a relationship
● Waiting for Cole Palmer return

[Bridgways. @Bridgways]

✊

[FrankenNu 🧟‍♀️ @KyaryHime]

Singaporeans don't shower and hump their cars for cheap petrol. The rest of SEA maybe the jungle but they are the monkeys.

[Galatasaray SK @GalatasaraySK]

Stop the genocide!

#FreePalestine

[Dee_United @United_4L]

@UtdBloke_ Haram FC

[zzair 🍉 ❁ @zzair_art]

bro looks like Upin

[Bridgways. @Bridgways]

What a game. Thank you, Chelsea. 👏