Shaq TNT: "This series is over…They may win another game, but if they go back to Miami, bring one set of clothes"
Charles Barkley: "They only playing 1 game"
Shaq: "Huh?"
Ernie Johnson: "They'd only play 1 game…"
Shaq: "If you shut your fat face & listen…I'm talking about the Knicks–"
Chuck: "I know. They only playing 1 game"
Ernie: "They only need to bring one set of clothes, then they go back to New York"
Kenny Smith: "Only one game left, then they go back to New York"
Shaq: "No but then they go home…No listen I'm saying [laughter] This is why I hate talking to you anymore…Bring 1 set cause your ass staying there–"
Chuck: "Wait why would you stay there?"
Shaq: "Because your season over, what you gonna go back home for?"
Chuck: "Gotta go back home"
Shaq: "Nah you're not gonna go back home [laughter] Let me finish–"
Chuck: "Oh okay, let's go ahead and finish. We wanna hear it"
Shaq: "Bring 1 set and stay your ass in Miami cuz your season over"
Kenny: "OK. Nice try"
Shaq: "Stay at the beach. Sit next to the beach & Kenny"
Kenny: "See now ya gotta throw me in there…"
Shaq: "Cuz you over there laughing"
Kenny: "He was right this time. I can't laugh?…If he's right I'm gonna laugh"
Shaq: "…Listen, I don't mind ya'll laughing, but when y'all make Ernie laugh…Listen, I'm gonna get up and I'm gonna just start swinging
“…Bring 1 outfit cause your ass staying in Miami”
Only one person in a relationship should be allowed to look like a character from the board game “Guess Who?” If both of you do I’m gonna assume you’re annoying weirdos
Sorry @Bengals fans but take heart knowing you have a generationally brilliant player at the most important position with a terrific coach in place to keep everything on track.
The old days of the Bungles are long LONG gone.
The proposed plan for AFC playoff seeding raises important questions about the process for changing established rules during a season, and the precedent that would establish. https://t.co/obigGBPWJx
Per Joe Buck, once officials gave each team 5 minutes to warm up before resuming play, Bengals head coach Zac Taylor walked across the field and consulted Bills HC Sean McDermott. Both coaches then sent their teams to their respective locker rooms. Such a classy move by Taylor.
Father—
The time is now near at hand. A victory over the herd of Williams from Buffalo might bring joy to many, but to us it is expected. We know our mettle; it has been forged by fire and now we are steel. We shall show the world, yet again, that we are the big dog.
—Joe