Allie Schrader

Resident witch.

[Allie Schrader @amschrader]

@mlroach Whoever can make the parent upset first wins the attention.

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@jakewertz @sgadarian If this was a hit, try mixing a bit of washable tempura paint with dish soap and setting him loose in the tub/shower with a paint brush.

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@mlroach Just me standing here casually while my kid lies face down screaming in the middle of a crowded sidewalk because he forgot to touch the bird trash can but also doesn’t want to go back.

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[Allie Schrader @amschrader]

@jackieali_3 Hard same for the 12 and under folk. Believe me, if I could vaccinate my 4 and 2yo I would.

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@burritojustice or close it entirely to private vehicles (including taxis and ubers), and limit commercial vehicle access after 12pm.

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@kyleve but it's not blue angel season... is it? (checks to see if it's still march)

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@kyleve I didn't see it, but it sounded like an F18

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@MarieChatfield Have you tried frozen kongs yet? I remember loving those during the puppy days for endless distraction.

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@chiefgayofficer Once after doing well in an on-site I was invited back for a “social event”, I showed up, chatted a bit, and the declined one of my interviewers invitation to get drinks with him back at his place. Was rejected the next day for poor culture fit 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Allie Schrader @amschrader]

@SaraJChipps Session with a family / newborn photographer.

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@MarieChatfield Can get into actual $$ spent, but we only have it for catastrophic events like “dog ate a socks and needs surgery to remove it immediately”

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@MarieChatfield more like a weekly chore. I think the cost and frequency of hair cuts was what really surprised me.

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@MarieChatfield Poodle type pokemon tend to have hair instead of fur, and you’ll need to have them professionally groomed at least once a quarter ($$$), plus lots of home brushing and de-matting.

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@pattonoswalt

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@MarieChatfield baleadas 🙌

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@theevocater A ring sling would be good for non-human shapes

[Allie Schrader @amschrader]

@MarieChatfield Building up capital often depends on how much energy I have to do “extra” work. Right now, I’m barely getting the bare minimum done with kids at home, so I’m spending very small amounts to call in every favor and goodwill others can afford me.

[Allie Schrader @amschrader]

12/12 and a whole 15 minutes before bedtime. do I

A) eat a piece of chocolate and be and internet zombie
B) clean up the dishes and get the kids lunch ready for tomorrow
C) fixate on the borderline packet for the next two hours

[Allie Schrader @amschrader]

@MarieChatfield Natives. But I’m also a shameless barefoot person who enjoys a nice foot bath ritual before bed.