Alyson Sheppard

ex-hangover specialist

[Alyson Sheppard @amshep]

Here I am in @GQMagazine ranting about cocktail bars as brands, turning into chains and selling out https://t.co/wnMtChMaVh

[Alyson Sheppard @amshep]

I think about this a lot! Goodbye! https://t.co/J61YsAgkx4

[Alyson Sheppard @amshep]

@racefortheprize If I never go to sleep, technically it’s never EOD

[Tenille Clarke @tenilleclarke1]

Me having an exclusive interview with the letter “g” in lasagna:

[Melissa Garriga 💕 @MelissaAGarriga]

Piggly Wiggly’s Wario

[ahmed ali akbar @radbrowndads]

The whole internet loves Bon Appetit, a cute test kitchen that makes food! *3 years later* We regret to inform you the test kitchen is racist. *1 year* The whole internet loves Test Kitchen, the exposè exploring racism at BA! *2 days* We regret to inform you the exposè is racist

[Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz]

It took until season 20, but they finally found the WORST cook in America.

[Alyson Sheppard @amshep]

My niece cried when she had to go to bed and I had to go home and she said, “Promise you’ll dream about me?”

[Alyson Sheppard @amshep]

One Thanksgiving my Granny decided to wash her collards in the washing machine but forgot to take them out before the spin cycle. According to her, she was “picking greens out of panties” for a week.

[Alyson Sheppard @amshep]

@aldotcom excuse me sir is that a strawberita

[Alyson Sheppard @amshep]

@Agmoseman watching an episode of Dateline set in Nebraska and a cop tells a suspect “your rear end is going to be in a frying pan!”

[Alyson Sheppard @amshep]

@racefortheprize this was a subtweet @ you

[Alyson Sheppard @amshep]

everyone’s an idiot

[Alyson Sheppard @amshep]

like six people have told me a sommelier works at piggly wiggly

[Alyson Sheppard @amshep]

garth brooks should be considered a gay icon

[Alyson Sheppard @amshep]

@gabetynes delete your account

[Jack Herrera @jherrerx]

I hate that "diversity" in newsrooms is framed as a social justice issue and not a journalistic failure. It should be clear: Out-of-touch white pubs spent decades ignoring police brutality bc their limited experience w police blinded them to what policing looks like for black ppl

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

"who are we cancelling today?"

the answer: