amanda

professional ice cream taste tester.

[amanda @amstephens12]

@nursekelsey Just *cringe*.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

sometimes I wonder why my relationship with food is so fucked up but then I remember spending my entire childhood hearing adult women say “don’t worry we’ll walk this off”

[amanda @amstephens12]

@StevieNixWonder That seems totally sane I have no idea what you’re talking about.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

I don’t care what political party you belong to, 129 mass shootings in 84 days is a crisis.

[Shematologist, MD @acweyand]

One of the best things about peds is you can read about a kid who has the longest list of very serious medical problems and then you go see them and they’re just this smiley laughing perfect little squish of a human.

[The Problem With Jon Stewart @TheProblem]

State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.

[amanda @amstephens12]

@Mariannejoyy thought you might enjoy this.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

How dare they make Zelda a .... Girl? 😂

[amanda @amstephens12]

@StevieNixWonder But it’s all about them, Stevie. Obviously.

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

rihanna said: NO GUESTS

[Katie D @KatieDeal99]

You ever have to give yourself little talks through the day like “I will not eat my lunch before 10:30” or “just 3 more hours of work THEN nap”

[JaymetheRN @JaymetheRN]

After a run of "12's" my body felt sick & my mind not far behind

The days off only served to recover for the next run

It really was surviving not living

But I was so conditioned that I kept on doing it till an injury said no. Even then I tried though.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

being in costco is such a disorienting experience like what do you mean this is the cereal/hot tub aisle

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

i plan to carry around yellow cards and place them above peoples heads who are on speaker phone in public

[Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD]

Baby boomers did a pretty good job teaching their millennial daughters that they could be anything they wanted to be and a pretty terrible job of preparing their sons for what that would mean for them as husbands and fathers

[RNSuperHero @RNSuperHero]

I just……I never expected so many people to act like a BP cuff being tight when blowing up was just the end of the world and the thing they couldn’t deal with

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

It's possible to be raised in a 2 parent home and have a single parent experience, emotionally.

HERE'S HOW (🧵):

[Brian Mansfield @brian_mansfield]

Be gentle with the Taylor Swift fans in your life tonight. They've had a hard day.

[august @winestainedtay]

ticketmaster be like “we did not expect this many people” as if they didn’t send out the codes

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

“you can’t live in fear” uhh yes I can. been doing it since I was 11